Obviously, he's in sales. He's sold used cars, satellite TV, dabbled in NFTs, and medical equipment like scooters and stair elevators. Got his start selling those copper bracelets at a mall kiosk in Jersey.
He's also a toootal stoner, used to have mad nuggz but mostly uses a wax pen these days. Just look at his eyes. Has a little percocet snorting habit.
He's a fun dude, but don't trust him and don't introduce him to your sister.
"Excuse me sir, but my car just broke down and needs a new tire and I left my wallet at home. If you could give me just 20 cat treats for the tire, I promise I'll mail you the treats back when I get home."
panhandlers roam parking lots. 'excuse me, can you help me? need $7'. every time. hoping for a $10 or 20. what a life. save my change for street musicians.
15 Comments
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 26 pts · 1y
My homie is town crier
AlphaOmega@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Solar panel salesman
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 1y
Catnip dealer
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
He's been trying to contact you about your vehicle's extended warranty.
Machinist@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Obviously, he's in sales. He's sold used cars, satellite TV, dabbled in NFTs, and medical equipment like scooters and stair elevators. Got his start selling those copper bracelets at a mall kiosk in Jersey.
He's also a toootal stoner, used to have mad nuggz but mostly uses a wax pen these days. Just look at his eyes. Has a little percocet snorting habit.
He's a fun dude, but don't trust him and don't introduce him to your sister.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Unemployed
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Journeyman apprentice.
polydactyl@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
“Do have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Mustafa? He died for our sins, and those of his only begotten son.”
UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Whatever it is, he advertises by word of meowth
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
He's a good humour man
darksiderbun@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
He looks like a bouncer to me :3
LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
"Excuse me sir, but my car just broke down and needs a new tire and I left my wallet at home. If you could give me just 20 cat treats for the tire, I promise I'll mail you the treats back when I get home."
m3t00@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
panhandlers roam parking lots. 'excuse me, can you help me? need $7'. every time. hoping for a $10 or 20. what a life. save my change for street musicians.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
He's the neighbors' cousin who's always hanging around, buggin' ya for some scratch.
tulliandar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Considering the reputation of orange cats, politician?