Good advice

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solrize@lemmy.ml · 84 pts · 1y (13 replies)

"A good disguise does not reveal the person's height." (--Silvio Micali, cryptographer).

CluckN@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?

solrize@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 1y

The quote is from a well known published paper of his, but yeah, good point.

Klear@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Do you know how tall he is? No? Then shut up!

primal_buddhist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

You can be a professor of a thing, for example. You don't have to be the thing.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Surely it’s better to appear to reveal the person’s height and not actually do it. Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts or 210cm and just kneeling.

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Or maybe it's 3 racoons under a blanket !

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y

5 basketball players under a thimble!

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

No its definitely that, but how tall is she/they?

solrize@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y

Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts

Or the old 3 raccoons in a trench coat, heh.

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You should also put some rocks in your shoes.

lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Or just wake up randomly with your knee sprained so badly it will not bend (for no reason at all) forcing you to alter your gait and walk like a geriatric paraplegic

InnerScientist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Did that, how do I get back to my regular walking rhythm now?

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 1y

Maybe they've a hat or something else on that changes their height

But in this case I don't think you need to go that far

Philamand@jlai.lu · 55 pts · 1y (1 reply)
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 1y

Ironically I expect their business to go up (of the original couple that inspired the meme).

Astronomer was a name known mostly by people dabbling in Data Engineering, and even then not that well. Now the whole world knows about them.

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 46 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Me , unemployed and single: I have no such weakness.

gndagreborn@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

With ticket prices as they are, it would cost me my car and possibly my kidney.

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y

Good point.

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 12 pts · 1y (5 replies)

How do you eat though? Me over here been working the same job for 19 years and I'm not even eligible for unemployment.

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Crime? Best guess is crime.

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Naah. I live with my parents because I am pathetic that way. Also, I don't really go to concerts. My OG comment was just a joke at the expense of my circumstance.

Two2Tango@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y

Friend don't worry, I have coworkers who've moved back with their parents because rent is crazy right now and it was the best move financially - not pathetic at all. Use the time to work on yourself and try not to let your parents drive you nuts.

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

You had a chance to let people assume youre cool.

AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

I'm 28 and next month will be the first time I won't be living with family. Use the supports you have and try to save and train up. That's how you get stable these days. Hope you can pull something off man!

MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 1y

Suits: I can do what I want, because I have money!

Workers: If anyone finds out what I'm doing, I won't have money...

Lawnman23@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y

This lady has strong Yip Yip vibes…

merari42@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Selam alaykum, dear Swiftie

HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

I have never cared enough about a job to do this

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

It's a g-g-g-g-ghost!

RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

I'm ok with cheating on work, not ok with cheating on partners.

Fuuucckkk that shit.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 1y

Love how there are sunglasses on. I think it needs more accessories.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I'm sure a rainbow balaclava would also work

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Turns out Cousin It is a Taylor Swift fan.

deranger@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

It’s a mental health day. The only thing that could cure my depression is live music.

Beebabe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

No risk of this at the metalcore show.

axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 1y

Astronomer CEO should've done this

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
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