c/world · by CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in · 1yNetanyahu suffers food poisoning, to rest for three days, his office says https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/netanyahu-suffers-food-poisoning-rest-three-days-his-office-says-2025-07-20/195 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 98 pts · 1y
Critical support for comrade food poisoning
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 68 pts · 1y
I sincerely hope he shits out his liver.
MTK@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I wonder what kind of crazy injury you would need to sustain to actually shit out your liver
furzegulo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 56 pts · 1y
I hope the poisoning takes a turn for the worst
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
you mean for the best
floofloof@lemmy.ca · 52 pts · 1y
Food poisoning suffers Netanyahu. Let's hope it can pull through.
don@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 1y
Look, I’ve had food poisoning. That shit sucked harder than a black fucking hole, and it’s a horrible thing. I do hope it recovers from its Netanyahu infection, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
not_that_guy05@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y
Pussy, it's just food poisoning. People are getting shot and hurt while still trying to get food.
Saleh@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y
You mean killed.
Also Israel and the US upped their genocide game. They know gas people to death with CS gas.
https://truthout.org/articles/witnesses-say-american-military-contractors-shot-tear-gas-at-gaza-aid-seekers/
robocall@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
"I can't go on trial for my corruption charges, I have food poisoning"
gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com · 42 pts · 1y
Hope he suffers and dies from multiple organ failure in the most painful way humanly possible.
victorz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I can't lie, I also wish for this.
kokesh@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
I hope he dies.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
only if it painful,
Hawke@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Nope, we should take what we can get.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Many feel this way about today’s crazy fucking leaders
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Shame it wasn't lead poisoning.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
ccunning@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Only three? 😒
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 1y
Oh, I do hope it's serious
realitista@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 1y
Do better next time!
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 12 pts · 1y
Please, God 🙏 I don't ask for much but please let it be an assassination by datura overdose because it would be so funny.
rozodru@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I really hope it was from someone shitting in his cornflakes.
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
How do you let your chief of governemnt get food poisoning?
That must have been intentional, either by interior or exterior enemies.
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Most likely a lie so he can have a holiday
MTK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
/s?