Uhhhhhhhhhhhh I'll take a double triple GOP bastard deluxe on a grift, 4x4 pedo style, extra gerrymandering with a slur and a salute, light beer, make it cry, slam it, and let it lobby.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

“Trump Johnson with a Kid Rock, extra Zuck!”

skooma_king@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y

Sounds like a lot of cholesterol

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Ooh! Is "fried" the new "slammed"?

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I hope not, it's really close to "fired" and it made me unnecessarily excited.

breecher@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I am quite sure that is deliberate, in order to make you click the article.

jve@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ugh. Worked on me lol

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Blasted.

garretble@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

So ol’ Mike is also on the list, then?

HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The man used his own teenage son as his masturbation accountabilibuddy so it's not exactly a stretch.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

You cranking it, son?

Kurious84@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Little trump bitch. Just like little Marco.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y

.....And evil Stephen Colbert wannabe twin boy.

sepi@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1y

Busy installing adobe acrobat to handle all the pdf files in the GOP

Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 1y

https://archive.is/jOo2D

6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

Big clappy 🙌!