Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.
I'm more of a 'Over medium egg on my Burger' kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.
34 Comments
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 1y
adding the best part of a sandwich is superfluous now huh
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 76 pts · 1y
and masturbatory
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y
I thought adding semen was masturbatory
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Use fertilized eggs
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
So... Balut?
ccunning@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
We’re all just semen and egg sammies after all…
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?
Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
XD good question. I would draw the line. As the person is dead, or at least harmed. Swallowing on the other hand… :3
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Armin Miewes enters the chat
This guy made tacos with his leg.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I'd go with "OK" as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn't sating hunger.
Wait, I mean, not that kind...
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Other way around
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
adding masturbation is sementory?
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
semenary
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
Masturbating is fun, Superfluo is SuperCool. How much can one(1) additional egg win?!
ceenote@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 47 pts · 1y
Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
Saaame
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 1y
Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?
HollowNaught@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 34 pts · 1y
I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.
sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 18 pts · 1y
Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source
sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 4 pts · 1y
too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended
Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y
Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.
Mustakrakish@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I often say "via con huevos"
(Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")
hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I'll probably start quoting it regardless.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
You should definitely watch the movie. It is an absolutely fantastic film. It's actually one of my annual Thanksgiving watches.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
"expeditiously kill yourself, post haste" most likely
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely
Bosht@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I'm more of a 'Over medium egg on my Burger' kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.
IWW4@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Now that is a new one.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
Anyone else see an angry garden gnome in the picture?