I was walking through the mall with some friends one day and one of the booth people walked up and tried to sell me something.
I said, "sorry I don't have any money on me right now, I just bought $100k of crystal meth in the parking lot from a nice older gentleman."
they looked at me and asked if I was serious. Once I confirmed they looked around and asked if they could buy some off me. So I told them to come to a specific playground next to the parking lot in an hour and I'll hook them up.
dumbasses. my meth brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "where's my meth fucker?!!!!"
I have a friend, whom I have like a very small common circle with. For some reason, they mentioned me to a coworker, like "I have this friend who does this and that", mentioning some strange quirk I have. The coworker goes "Yo, do you mean ?! I've met him once!". Apparently I weirded them out enough to remember me years later.
21 Comments
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Good weird or bad weird? Asking for
my anxietya friend.Plum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Let's say good weird.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
Let’s say
goodweird.SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
I'll be weird if you don't downvote me!
b_tr3e@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
I might. If you'd ask me nicely and tell me not to "fucking look at you".
Kualdir@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 1y
I think most people from my youth only remember me because I was weird ngl
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Replace weird with nice, or mean, and its also true!
Eheran@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
What did it originally say?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
probably something weird
skulkbane@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Probably "nice to them"
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I was walking through the mall with some friends one day and one of the booth people walked up and tried to sell me something.
I said, "sorry I don't have any money on me right now, I just bought $100k of crystal meth in the parking lot from a nice older gentleman."
they looked at me and asked if I was serious. Once I confirmed they looked around and asked if they could buy some off me. So I told them to come to a specific playground next to the parking lot in an hour and I'll hook them up.
dumbasses. my meth brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "where's my meth fucker?!!!!"
Trual@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Lol, You have no idea how little that narrows it down
BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
The kind of thoughts that keep me up at night
NickSchwanck@aus.social · 4 pts · 1y
@PugJesus Oh, I know.
mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I have a friend, whom I have like a very small common circle with. For some reason, they mentioned me to a coworker, like "I have this friend who does this and that", mentioning some strange quirk I have. The coworker goes "Yo, do you mean ?! I've met him once!". Apparently I weirded them out enough to remember me years later.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Knowing what the strange quirk is would add a lot to this anecdote. And maybe a clue as to your cultural milieu?
Otherwise we're all just thinking about every (self-percevied) quirk that we try to tell ourselves nobody else notices lol.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
No a lot of strangers remember me because I was weird to them
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
Will they remember your name?
kautau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/pQ9Kr4yu1Pk
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It's okay, you're not blood-related.
kautau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
She’s mashing it