c/futurama · by briongloid@aussie.zone · 3yWhat is your favourite Bender quote? 46 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
ifDogsCouldTalk@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y
Bite my shiny metal ass
souperk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
This should be at the top!!
nowayhosay@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 3y
Shutup baby, i know it
Awa@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
-hypnotoad-@kbin.social · 17 pts · 3y
Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
zarquon@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 3y
"I can guarantee you anything you want."
Restaldt@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
Shut up baby I know it
Aeoneir@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
art@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
I say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.
I should be better at accepting complements.
ProcurementCat@feddit.de · 15 pts · 3y
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.
klangcola@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 3y
I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
PastaTrees@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
MoltenBoron@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y
Do a flip!
DoctorTYVM@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
wreel@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 3y
I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.
miked@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I watched that one last night!
RamesesKnibs@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
Me, Bender.
Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
I am bender. Please, insert girder.
greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 3y
I'm back baby!
Shinra_K@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y
"Oh Wait. You're Serious? Let Me Laugh Even Harder!"
PastaTrees@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Leela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!
Awa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
It's toe-tappingly tragic.
Awa@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
I'm 40% [________]
iAmTheTot@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
Fry: "For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own."
Bender: "We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it."
HaphazardFinesse@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
"The truth is often stupid"
metaphortune@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.
Aeoneir@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Let's go alreadyyyy!
SpinalPhatPants@vlemmy.net · 4 pts · 3y
Here's your peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!
art@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Daffodils.
Zagvus@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y
Nine... Ten... A big fat hen!
mixagin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I reply with "Neat" irl way too much. I always imagine snapping a photograph when saying it, just the way Bender does time and again lol