Nowhere is safe

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20 Comments

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y (6 replies)

“If you put it in a ticket, I’ll get right on it.”

atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y (5 replies)

“But, it won’t take that long to fix, can’t you just look really quick?”

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

“I get it. But the PtB require a ticket before work can be done. My hands are tied.”

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What makes you think you should get priority over the people who do follow the correct procedure?

atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

I worked at a place once where I had to remember the list of VIPs who got special treatment.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

"Because I'm the main character! Now do my bidding, NPC!"

snipingsnipe@piefed.social · 1 pts · 314d
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jodanlime@midwest.social · 17 pts · 1y

If you do this to me I'm doing the hokey pokey and turning myself around. While pissing.

nik282000@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y

Industrial electrician, I have to wait until the parking lot is empty before I leave lest the 100th person ask me to put potlights in their fucking basement.

miked@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I got approached on a company vacation after we left a winery. I could not believe it.

atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

WTF is a ‘company vacation’?!?

miked@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Company took all employee on a trip with excursions setup each day.

atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That sounds like the opposite of a vacation.

miked@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Company retreat? It was free so I did not complain.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

That's a much better term for it.

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

If there that many urinals and you come stand right next to me, I feel inclined to turn around and piss on your shoes.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You've been to Wrigley Field, too?

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We've figured out what happened to the Wrigley Field bathrooms (continuously, every minute or so, for decades)!

I am, of course joking. We all know the

::: spoiler actual probable cause Beer impairs aim and judgement. :::

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

And, yet, returning the favor like some tourist unclear on local greeting customs and just going with the flow... Not smiled upon. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Humans are weird.

spirinolas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"I need to shake this thing a lot after I finish, so, sorry in advance for the friendly fire"

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

"Let me just turn my entire body toward you so I can hear you better."