If you manage the funds for someone saving up to buy a hedge, does that make you a Hedge Fund Manager?

At work I once received a call from someone who worked at a tree service company- trimming trees, tree removal, relocating trees, etc.

She identified herself as the branch manager.

And if you then keep it for yourself you're an hedgehog!

Only if you diversify the risk schemes so that in the worst case scenario they could have a nice shrubbery

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