It's not their fault that salmon are too conductive. Maybe if that DFMEA had been truly thought through, maybe things would be fine...
Failure mode: Short circuit
Effect: starts huge multi state fire causing millions to lose power and their homes and belongings.
Cause: very conductive fish placed across power lines.
Occurrence: never but maybe one day.
Severity: holyshitballs Batman! Bad.
Detection: balls chopped off 3 times over with no anesthesia sort of detection. You will know as soon as the fish fries.
Mitigation: never place a wet conductive fish across power lines god damn it! Put Bob and Roscoe in Jail preemptively.
11 Comments
rem26_art@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y
some birds just want to watch the world burn
Noerttipertti@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y
Bird just wanted some lightly fried fish fillets.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
The Hawks and eagles are trying to wipe us out finally. I'm ok with this
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
caw caw fuck you! caw caw
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
The last thing you'll hear as death reigns upon you are the cries of freedon. Bird freedon that is
wjrii@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
They said it was an osprey, but let’s be honest, it was probably a bald eagle wearing a mask.
beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
It's not their fault that salmon are too conductive. Maybe if that DFMEA had been truly thought through, maybe things would be fine...
Failure mode: Short circuit
Effect: starts huge multi state fire causing millions to lose power and their homes and belongings.
Cause: very conductive fish placed across power lines.
Occurrence: never but maybe one day.
Severity: holyshitballs Batman! Bad.
Detection: balls chopped off 3 times over with no anesthesia sort of detection. You will know as soon as the fish fries.
Mitigation: never place a wet conductive fish across power lines god damn it! Put Bob and Roscoe in Jail preemptively.
candyman337@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
#birdsarentreal
OpenStars@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1y
This one was.
Source: you can totally trust them bro! 😉
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
Shocking.
huppakee@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
Checks out, never heard a fish lie