spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1UuyFsUY5LTx01sPZVpCgp
if for some reason that link doesn’t work try: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1UuyFsUY5LTx01sPZVpCgp?si=12bbe0eb55194b5c
worst songs for sexy time
spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1UuyFsUY5LTx01sPZVpCgp
if for some reason that link doesn’t work try: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1UuyFsUY5LTx01sPZVpCgp?si=12bbe0eb55194b5c
20 Comments
pyrflie@lemm.ee · 52 pts · 2y
pivot_root@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Context:
Archive links because fuck Spez.
ImTiagoSousa@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
How is it not first on the list?
theragu40@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
They said worst, not best.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
If Cotton Eye Joe doesn't get your motor running then there's something very wrong with you
Bizarroland@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y
Maybe it's me, a song about getting cucked by a half blind swedish fiddle player in rural appalachia leaves me limper than a sweaty spaghetti noodle in Ted Cruz's butt crack.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Please stop, I can only be come so erect
thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 2y
That would be #1 on my wife's list if I let her control the music (she never let's a song play for more than 30s)
ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Damn that leaves time for 3 more rounds!
bob_wiley@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
I, like all patriotic Canadian men, get rock hard when any Gordon Lightfoot song is playing. I'm pretty sure getting a lap dance to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is part of the citizenship test.
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 2y
Needs Foggy Mountain Breakdown
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
I want to be having as good a time as Paul Shaffer seems to be having in that video
Bizarroland@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
It's called cocaine.
paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Is he the one shaking his head like a crying baby?
EricHill78@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Coolio - Gangster's Paradise Jimmy Buffet - Margaritaville The National Anthem Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People Lou Bega - Mambo #5
Bizarroland@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
How about The Unicorn, by The Irish Rovers?
https://youtu.be/qfhZ4rw6R4g
It's a perfectly lovely song, written by Shel Silverstein of "Where the sidewalk ends" and "A boy named sue" fame
CarlsIII@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Did you know the album that “God Bless the USA” is from also contains the song “Dixie?”
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 2y
I thought you were talking about Dixie Road, but, no, it's just the Confederate anthem.
Landmammals@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Challenge accepted
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Don't know if non-spotify, or videogame music is acceptable, but here's some tunes that are sure to keep turgidity far far away.
Kirby's Pinball Land - Title Theme https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
Richard Cheese - People = Shit (Slipknot Cover) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BNOUDhklZKQ
Good ol' Dick Cheese has a good bunch of anti-sexy tunes. He does lounge singer covers of popular music that doesn't fit the style.
Without me - ragtime remix https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=icVlW_MdrCA
Goat Simulator Official Trailer Soundtrack (Extended version) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WZvnfBTnaj0
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - Title Screen https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dSDgkE3LddM
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - Inflated Head https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yFHwDr6pTeQ
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - The Flying King & Level Ate https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wJsFv3agnbQ
Pokémon Colosseum Music ~ Miror B. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHHFc-gIeI
No virginity protecting playlist could ever be complete without the quintessential clown music:
Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
sweetviolentblush@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I can't add to the playlist (it's not mine) but I'm loving all these suggestions!