choice rule

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29 Comments

Taalnazi@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y (2 replies)

presses button twice

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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maya@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y

Darn, just going to have to press it again.

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's a 100% chance of my waifu becoming real.

rbn@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

Maybe you just turn into a nasty pillow and the next tenant in your appartment tosses you into the trash.

MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y

Why would my waifu want anything to do with me? She could do better.

I don't want to make people happy so turning into my waifu doesn't help either.

Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 1y

Does becoming my own waifu implies that a copy of present me remains, and the waifu-me marries the me-me?

.. because Im fine with that from either perspective. I kinda like me.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y

Sorry, didn't hear you, i was busy slapping this button repeatedly.

cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y

become tifa

become martial arts expert

kick shit out of jk rowling

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1y

The real waifu was the friends we made along the way

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I dont have a waifu tho, do I just get to pick any character :3

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

yes :3

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Im picking Brisket than

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y

So there's a 25% chance of waifu twins?

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y

One way I might get a cute young girlfriend, other way I might become young. Win, win.

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Nothing is real or I am nothing? Sign me up.

RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I fucking despise that motherfucker. First he ruined my Reddit feed, I went to lemmy and now his shitty ads are showing up here too?

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

what? what ads?

seralth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

ooooh i'm so sorry i didn't know it :D

should i take it down?

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I mean, I already did become the waifu!

kepix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

that means my whole body becomes another human. meaning i will not exist, no mind, no records of anything from before.

if my mind stays the same, the female hormones would probably fuck it up...or i donno. is there a doctor in the house who could tell me what happens when a fenale body gets a male brain?

alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Dysphoria

serenissi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

not a doc but the brain also is female now

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

theseus' memories

fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
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robocall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

When I grow up, I wanna be a waifu

mauumauukittycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

win win, I either get catra or become her

VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

How would it work if I'm my own waifu?

lvxferre@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
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AGNSFWAccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Lindsey is great but Flora is my waifu

bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

give me the button to kill myself /jk its a reference

bownage@beehaw.org · 1 pts · 1y

Yes