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LongLive@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y

Good morning.

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y (2 replies)
  1. Panick, can't find the keys, forget the coffee on the counter, hit the road and realize it's saturday.
viral.vegabond@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1y

Why is your alarm going off if it's Saturday?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

It's actually Wednesday, you should probably head back to your car. :(

Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y

I wish I could even sleep till my alarm is set :(

DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Stage 3.5: Doomscrolling for 20 minutes

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

This is me right now. Sitting on the edge of my bed staring at mg phone. Time to get up and go.

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
  1. Should've sleep early yesterday.

  2. go back to 1

moshankey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Retired and don’t miss this at all.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

If you refuse to accept it, it goes away eventually and you no longer need to get up.

iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Currently at stage 4.

SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

There has to be more than this

There has to be more than this

When will I get to stop, I'm so tired I just want to stop for a little bit.

But if I stop then I lose everything

5 days on, 2 days recovery

5 days on, 2 days recovery

There has to be more than this

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Bargaining, bargaining, bargain...ing, barga... ... ... FUCK I'M LATE!

cron@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y

1, 2, 3, 3 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5

Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

That's why I put my phone on my desk over night instead of next to my bed. When the alarm goes, I have to get up to turn it off and at that point I might as well get dressed. Oooor hit snooze and literally fall back into my bed

dirtySourdough@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I go straight to 5 but I bring 2 and 4 with me

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y

It has to be straight to 5. Get up. Crack on.