Today in "Things that exist instead of a new Castlevania game"

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40 Comments

legion@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2y (2 replies)

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO BURN THE PASTA

Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

THE MORNING
PASTA HAS
VANQUISHED THE
TERRIBLE NIGHT (PASTA)

calabast@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
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Pumpkinbot@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

Castlevania: Circle of the Front Burner

Castlevania: Simon's Lunch

Castlevania: Dawn of Supper

simple@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y

If your food isn't cooked on the Symphony of the Night stove then I don't want it

CarlsIII@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y

Burnt? No, dinner has just gone through a DARK METAMORPHOSIS

Ticktok@lemmy.one · 12 pts · 2y (6 replies)

You new castlevania game was Bloodstained:Ritual of the Night, and it's amazing!

brsrklf@compuverse.uk · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Unless you got tricked into getting the terrible switch version. Utter crap, I definitely regret backing the game. They had the gall to tell us the game would work on Wii U and Vita back then. In the end it was almost unplayable on the Switch.

I got a PC version long after that (only because it was cheap), and yeah, that one is good.

Ticktok@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 2y

yea, I did the same thing. Switch version is garbage. PC version is fantastic, and it runs great on the steam deck.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I still haven't beat that one, but I own 2 copies somehow. I really liked their 8bit one that they made a stretch goal for the Kickstarter.

Ticktok@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 2y

yea, I love the hidden 8 bit levels and getting the pixelated items and such.

Seytoux@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

Blasphemous is so good too

demonsword@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I love the randomizer mode, it never gets old for me

Pistcow@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What is a Range!?

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

A miserable bowl of crumbs.

Pumpkinbot@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

[tosses aside bottle of olive oil]

Spat_U_Later@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Now have at you!

mercano@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Who needs a stove? If you’re hungry, have some wall meat.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Wall chicken 🍗

Maultasche@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y

That's a weired looking pachinko machine.

PBCrisps@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

It was not by my hand that I am once again baking cake. I was brought here by my wife, who wished to make her dessert.

Erasmus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
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flango@lemmy.eco.br · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Obra prima de algum brasileirinho iluminado!!

brasileiro@lemmy.eco.br · 3 pts · 2y

não foi eu

clutch@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

tinha que ser

ChaosAD@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

!ithadtobebrazil

demonsword@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

ué, não vi nada na foto que entrega se é daqui mesmo ou nao

Marmanvii@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This edit is so bad lol

Moshpirit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How do you know?

Marmanvii@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y

Just look at the front, really badly cut image and the perspective is all wrong, besides I’ve already seen the original

gothicdecadence@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Hey don't worry! The new Castlevania is cookin :)

ErinCrush@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Ahhh alucard, still cooking with gas I see? I'll not ask you to switch to an electric stove, but I demand you stop baking at once!

impiri@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

It's all fun and games until you get to the Inverted Range

Drusas@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

Now that's a dedicated fan.

orphiebaby@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What would you rather have though

MonkderZweite@feddit.ch · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Induction.

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

I personally prefer ceramic, though it might just be that i have only cooked with really bad induction ones.

Isthisreddit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

If I have to pick, this range and a copy of dracula X and SOTN rather than a probable disappointment from present day Konami

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

This is tempting

GrappleHat@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ummm... This is fake people

isVeryLoud@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y
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Psythik@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What's the point of putting a design on the sides that no one will see once the stove is installed?

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I think you just have to leave it freestanding like an arcade cabinet.