I was considering getting the surgery but I don't want to be incontinent.
If so, can I hang out my diapers to dry to save on cost?
I was considering getting the surgery but I don't want to be incontinent.
If so, can I hang out my diapers to dry to save on cost?
14 Comments
eldavi@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
incorrect: only one ball is for piss and the other is sperm; you'll be fine
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
This.
If there is pee in both your balls then you probably need to go to the hospital
TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Is it the same ball for everyone or do they have to do surgery to find out which is which?
eldavi@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
if you're right handed, it's the left ball and if you're left handed, it's the right ball.
TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Wow I feel so dumb right now. This whole time I thought people were saying right-brained and left-brained when they were actually saying right-balled, that makes SO. Much. Sense. Talk about cringe!
eldavi@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
you're not far off, the balls are a sort of "hindbrain" for men.
dumbass@leminal.space · 6 pts · 1y
Nah they only do the sperm side of your balls.
TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Modern medicine has come so far 🤯
solidsnake@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
Everyone here is an idiot
Think about it like my favorite analogy I use with my patients.
Your cocknballs are just one of the paths. And so like when one highway has a car accident and traffic backs up, eventually cars will take an alternative route!
You'll pee out your butt!
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
So does it just hang out in your intestines until it leaks out or.....
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
You've got it backwards: After the vasectomy you'll never pee again! No balls => no piss. That's science for ya
TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That's excellent news! That'll make me at least 150% more efficient at work, can I ask for a raise?
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
Sadly after your balls are cut off you'll never get a "raise" again, so I guess it's all about your priorities.
TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y