c/the_pack · by Durango807@lemmy.ca · 2y

WOULD RATHER BE CRANKING MY HOG

207 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world

9 Comments

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 2y (5 replies)

INVEST IN A BIDET BROTHER AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WIPE AGAIN.

norbert@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

YOU STILL GOTTA DRY SO YOU'LL USE A LITTLE TOILET PAPER BUT JUST A FEW SQUARES SERIOUSLY INVEST IN THE BIDET BROTHER IT'LL INCREASE YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.

somedaysoon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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pwnieb0y@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

SOMEDAYSOON, BROTHER, YOU WILL ACHIEVE YOUR DREAM! AROOOOOOOO!

MrVilliam@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

AND YOU FEEL MUCH MORE CLEAN AS A RESULT. NO MORE ITCHY BUTTHOLE, MFER.

Falxix@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

ALWAYS BIDET AND SPRAY MFER. AROOOOO!

Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml · 20 pts · 2y

I MAKE A PENNY, BOSS MAKES A BUCK

SO I CRANK MY HOG IN THE COMPANY TRUCK

Electric_Druid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

HE'LL YEAH BOSS MAN

rockerface@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

THIS IS LITERALLY THE SIDE EFFECT OF HUMAN EVOLUTION

OUR ASSCHEEKS HAD TO EVOLVE TO ENABLE WALKING UPRIGHT AND IT CAUSED SHIT TO GET STUCK BETWEEN THEM

HUMAN GANG RISE UP (AND WALK)

P. S. DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER SHITTING BEFORE YOU CRANK THAT HOG

CubbyTustard@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 2y

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detectivesniffles@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

THANKS FOR THE BOMB ASS PICTURE ITS HELPING ME COPE WITH HAVING TO FUCK*NG WIPE