c/lemmyshitpost · by expatriado@lemmy.world · 1yConcerned my scanner may snitch on me. 201 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub · 25 pts · 1y
Printers are cops. They print unique ids that tie back to the printer on every page they print.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 1y
Buy a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, problem solved... except you're the only person with a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, which kind of makes you unique.
Metostopholes@midwest.social · 12 pts · 1y
It just has Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics to keep out netrunners.
griff@lemmings.world · 10 pts · 1y
not to worry—
ICE
CAN
END
(makes a nice word cube—it reads the same horizontally & vertically)
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
lol cool
ashenone@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
Not to worry your scanner is just an internal combustion engine scanner
expatriado@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
that explains the check engine light
Toes@ani.social · 7 pts · 1y
Depending on a few factors it just might!
Try scanning euro bills.