We're not just married. We are a team that solves problems together

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tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 51 pts · 358d

The team just got bigger. Nice.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 358d (4 replies)

the worst part of using a surrogate is dealing with those jokes

moseschrute@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 358d (1 reply)

Do tell more

onslaught545@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 358d

The sister is the surrogate.

DrBob@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 358d (1 reply)

?

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 358d

wife is infertile, so they got the sister as a surrogate.

if I was that couple I'd tell everyone that joke

siha@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 358d

Didn't know Facebook boomer memes counted as shitposts

josefo@leminal.space · 7 pts · 357d

Would be better if it said "our sister" instead.

Lembot_0004@discuss.online · 3 pts · 358d (21 replies)
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Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 358d (20 replies)

your grammar

Lembot_0004@discuss.online · 4 pts · 358d (19 replies)
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xav@programming.dev · 27 pts · 358d (18 replies)

He probably means your grammar feels lonely. You should spend more time with her while you still can.

Lembot_0004@discuss.online · 2 pts · 358d (11 replies)
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dabster291@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 358d (3 replies)

?

Tja@programming.dev · 3 pts · 358d (2 replies)

?

Klear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 357d

?

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 358d (6 replies)

Grammar is Gen Z brainrod for "grandmother"

Lembot_0004@discuss.online · 5 pts · 358d (5 replies)
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lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -1 pts · 358d

You mean the one in the meme?

Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org · -12 pts · 358d (5 replies)

stop assuming my gender, bigot

reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 358d (4 replies)
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Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 358d (2 replies)

just address someone you don't know the pronouns of as "them", it isn't hard, so there's no reason to just assume someone's gender. also there's no need to make fun of someone who you just misgendered

reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 358d
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MBM@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 357d

Lemmy moment

m3t00@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 358d

ovulating

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 2 pts · 358d (2 replies)

would

Though I'm not actually married anymore. Also she's the type that dates professional athletes so probably not a chance.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 357d (1 reply)

Take up darts.

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 1 pts · 357d

🤔 that actually sounds fun. I didn't know people player it out of