Seizing 299 kilo of drugs

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31 Comments

bastian_5@sh.itjust.works · 135 pts · 3y (15 replies)

So we've confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 94 pts · 3y (14 replies)

Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.

TwanHE@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 3y (13 replies)

Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?

Raze157@kbin.social · 76 pts · 3y (12 replies)

Gotcha. 2... hundred.. kilos. There you go, signed.

Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu · 54 pts · 3y (11 replies)

This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.

Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 3y (10 replies)

Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered

over_clox@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 3y (8 replies)

We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we're gonna close the case.

Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 3y

This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What's the seasoning ?

Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 3y

We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 3y

Hey... I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!

Dasnap@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 3y (2 replies)

"Hey where did our tent go?"

Me burping while stroking my extremely tent shaped belly

"No idea."

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 3y (1 reply)

A classic

jasondj@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 3y

I swear this is a Shel Silverstein poem…

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 39 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's that they need a certain amount for testing reasons.

scottywh@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

Gotta make sure it smells right.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

For Science!!!

kameecoding@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (7 replies)
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 3y

Gawd I fucking love Crackermilk. They’ve finally gone from “criminally underrated” to “rated”! I can’t believe the production quality and frequency of their lil’ joke posts. We added them to our Patreonings and it’s all a bunch of behinds-the-scenes and unused takes. Love it.

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 2 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/6rZxa3XGcF8

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Amilo159@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Pipebot sucks, I just use ReVanced YouTube and live happily

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Only for Android, there Vivaldi has inbuild a own client. A desktop client for PC is eg FreeTube. But it's a question of little time that front-ends will work in YT, there are more and more vids which are blocked in any front end. What is urgently missing is a real alternative to YT that today unfortunately does not exist 🤬

Diurnambule@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

@PipedLinkBot the link doesn't work, video doesn't strat

Pyroglyph@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I think it's a bug. I tried watching something a few hours ago and it also wouldn't start. There's a bunch of CORS errors in the console. It also won't play on my phone either. I'm using Firefox on both, so it's kind ironic that the "privacy-respecting" frontend won't work on the (relatively) more privacy-respecting browser.

Diurnambule@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 3y

Yeah I seen other saying piped doesn't work anymore. Don't know when it will be updated.

slacks9579@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

I mean, I get the joke, but there’s no real reason there’ll be exactly 300 kilos is there?