Florida explained.

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18 Comments

Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 42 pts · 1y (1 reply)

*The gulf of Mexico's mullet.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Nothing but jet skis and oil rigs as far as the morons can see.

BaroqueInMind@piefed.social · 21 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm surprised it have not seen something like this before. What a perfect image

danc4498@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

My thought exactly. This fits so perfectly I can’t believe I haven’t seen it before.

DivineDev@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y

I actually looked at a map to check if it's really an unaltered version of Florida. It is, and it's perfect.

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 1y
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GoTime@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Florida, the penis of America.

ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I can only see Dracula.

I'm in the swamp, I'm smoking the gators. Opps must've come straight from Disneyland, they were fucking goofy.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I always thought it was America's flaccid penis.

HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y

Florida will always be America's penis to me.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They fucking wish. They wouldn't even qualify as our taint

IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

If you look at the map of North America, the panhandle is actually Canada's taint.

salty_chief@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Damn, this is the coolest thing, I have heard Florida called! Thanks OP.

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

From Florida?

salty_chief@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

No.

OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

To be fair, that does align with "party in the back"

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 1y

Party in the back brother!

unknown@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y

Gulf Of Mexico's mullet.

SektorC@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 1y

VokuhilA!