Tim Apple has been upstaged

https://bsky.app/profile/theonion.com/post/3lwcfr5qhvz2r

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13 Comments

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 42 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I can't tell if this is satire.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 25 pts · 1y

Yeah I also had a long think before I saw the Onion logo. But that's kinda the point of satire.

He looks so happy.

brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Honestly they need “sleeper” rebranded mirrors for people to repost stuff like this, with a sly link to the onion and a warning at the bottom.

negativenull@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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kautau@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I know it's the onion so they chose the funyon, but I think a gold cheeto would have been a more apt choice

casey2586@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Doubly so, because it would just look like a golden turd.

DivineDev@piefed.social · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'd be scared he'll try to eat it

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 10 pts · 1y

Melt it to soften it up for him and he'd be a modern day Crassus

9point6@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I'd be very pleased if he did

Might cause something permanent

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

He can barely hold the funyon in his tiny hand.

renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y

I ate the onion

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

hes gonna get his head stuck in that

Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 1y

tries to eat it

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Can we get some of that irradiated gold they were talking about the other day? I have an idea...