Hey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are... undiscovered... trees... in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.
Mwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I'm not a tree scientist, I'm a wood scientist! I'm only interested in trees AFTER they're cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!
11 Comments
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 1y
Well did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because... Reasons.
Klear@quokk.au · 13 pts · 1y
Can you send him over when you're done with him?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
Spoiler alert: the cat is the scientist.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Scientist here. I would help, but I'm only a wood scientist, not a cat scientist. And in my professional opinion, trees are very different from cats.
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Hey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are... undiscovered... trees... in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Mwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I'm not a tree scientist, I'm a wood scientist! I'm only interested in trees AFTER they're cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!
Pacrat173@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 1y
Couldn’t find anything about this one but I assume it’s a flipped version of This classic
I’m not saying it’s right either
But I get it
DandomRude@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
I would have absolutely sacrificed 99.9% of the people on earth for my cat. Not even gonna sugar coat that.
scutiger@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
She had to sacrifice him to the elder gods to make her cat immortal.
coolmultitool@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
An episode of Batman including Catwoman?