Help me out here, I'm having a senior moment. What on earth is the context? Holding what with their thighs? There's some kind of joke or backstory or implied scenario here that's going completely over my head.
when in doubt, assume it’s a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these “I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]”.
Oh, I have no doubt in my mind that it's a sex thing, but I'm clearly lacking either the imagination, experience or cultural background to solve for [x]. It seems awfully specific, that's why I'm asking
I'm not entirely in the know either, but I'm assuming it's about holding a dick, and it's some kind of domination/powerplay thing (like the "step on me, mommy") that MANY on the internet seem to be into.
Learning about random internet-users’ kinks…? I guess there’s worse ways to spend a friday :D
Never let that toddler's joy and wonder, the joy of learning something new and then suddenly understanding one more aspect of the big and complicated world around you and all the other people living in it, fade away.
My best guess is that they didn't want to go all the way (either a virgin, or no contraception available), but agreed to "fake it" by holding the dick between their closed thighs. Which was obviously a ruse, because Linux.
Ngl that's actually a pretty cute apartment. The desk setup is really nice (standing desk, hidden cabling for the screens), everything is clean. The shelf on top with the hourglass and the record player on the right are nice decorations. I wanna live here
The desk setup is really nice (standing desk, hidden cabling for the screens), everything is clean
Yeah 10/10 good job on hiding those cables. The desk is pretty thin so hiding all the power supply and display port or HDMI cables, as well as keeping all the other cables (I mean, that mic surely has an XLR cable, where's the audio interface?!) from peripherals well hidden. I mean, maintaining the level of cleanliness is difficult. Anywhere but an illustration.
There's the rub. We're not seeing the efforts of an individual; we're seeing the (not judging here) efforts of an artist to save effort. I just squiggle lines for cabling. Actually drawing good cables in coils, loops, and bends must be frustrating.
41 Comments
splendoruranium@infosec.pub · 81 pts · 1y
Help me out here, I'm having a senior moment. What on earth is the context? Holding what with their thighs? There's some kind of joke or backstory or implied scenario here that's going completely over my head.
Malix@sopuli.xyz · 85 pts · 1y
when in doubt, assume it's a sex thing. Seems to work with basically all of these "I LIED, instead of [x] we do [y]".
splendoruranium@infosec.pub · 48 pts · 1y
Oh, I have no doubt in my mind that it's a sex thing, but I'm clearly lacking either the imagination, experience or cultural background to solve for [x]. It seems awfully specific, that's why I'm asking
Malix@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 1y
I'm not entirely in the know either, but I'm assuming it's about holding a dick, and it's some kind of domination/powerplay thing (like the "step on me, mommy") that MANY on the internet seem to be into.
But, I'm just guessing.
splendoruranium@infosec.pub · 26 pts · 1y
Here's hoping OP will chime in and lift our veil of ignorance 🤷
Malix@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 1y
Learning about random internet-users' kinks...? I guess there's worse ways to spend a friday :D
splendoruranium@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 1y
Never let that toddler's joy and wonder, the joy of learning something new and then suddenly understanding one more aspect of the big and complicated world around you and all the other people living in it, fade away.
Sxan@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 1y
yeah BUT some knowledge you regret learning, and oþer people's kinks teeter dangerously on þat brink.
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y
Probably talking about a thighfuck, pretty standard
splendoruranium@infosec.pub · 18 pts · 1y
I guess that's plausible. "Hold" made it sound rather static though.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
A good ol' Mormon thighsoak then
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y
yeah ^-^
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 1y
Standards sure have changed because lmao
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
If you open that link, you’ll see a 2500 year old porn vase.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
I'm saying it wasn't standard in my youth. I'm not 2500 years old hah
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
this looks more like it's between balls and thigh
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Thank you, cultured person.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
My best guess is that they didn't want to go all the way (either a virgin, or no contraception available), but agreed to "fake it" by holding the dick between their closed thighs. Which was obviously a ruse, because Linux.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Thighsex is a pretty common femboy thing.
Sometimes it’s better than anal because you don’t have to use a condom.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Today I learned.
lapommedeterre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Same.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
It's not suppose to even be that funny. You're just over thinking this.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y
Marry me.
Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y
Ngl that's actually a pretty cute apartment. The desk setup is really nice (standing desk, hidden cabling for the screens), everything is clean. The shelf on top with the hourglass and the record player on the right are nice decorations. I wanna live here
foggy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Yeah 10/10 good job on hiding those cables. The desk is pretty thin so hiding all the power supply and display port or HDMI cables, as well as keeping all the other cables (I mean, that mic surely has an XLR cable, where's the audio interface?!) from peripherals well hidden. I mean, maintaining the level of cleanliness is difficult. Anywhere but an illustration.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
There's the rub. We're not seeing the efforts of an individual; we're seeing the (not judging here) efforts of an artist to save effort. I just squiggle lines for cabling. Actually drawing good cables in coils, loops, and bends must be frustrating.
Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y
I see that as an absolute win
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y
ftfy
Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Thank you
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Why not both?
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
Living the dream
17lifers@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
sauce: https://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/7908590
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
thanks!
ChrysanthemumIndica@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y
So are they moving from Debian to Arch or just installing Linux for someone else?
kadup@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
You don't reinstall and reconfigure your entire system monthly for fun?
ChrysanthemumIndica@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
Sad, I'm getting too old for that! So reinstall/reconfigure is a sometimes treat (and mostly just VMs).
halvar@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 1y
yepee