Thor's toolbox

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Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Not Jagrdrumphl, but Jagrdrumfl. You can tell because of the flthd, it's not phlps

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Jagr means hunter

Drumpf means drum (connotates a war drum)

the fl suffix indicates a flourish either literally (like a flower) or metaphorically like a parade.

Jagrdrumpfl would be "The Hunter Wardrum Parade"

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

A Wardrum Flower sounds magical.

Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

That's amazing XD

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Hey buddy, can you grab me my screwdriver?"

"Sure dad!"

nervous sweating as he realizes he can't pick it up

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Really grim story, that. They say it's forged from Philip's head.

spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

You forgot the saddest part. Philip's last name was Robertson, who didn't take it too well. Now he's got a flat head

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Electric screwdriver! Who'd have a sonic?!

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

*Thunder screwdriver

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y

... That would be sonic again which we have established as laaaaam0r. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Pretty sure Thor can control lightning with the thing, no?

bier@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 1y

I'd rather have Thorx screwdriver nowadays

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Lmao, building a house with Thors hammer....

Like mouse hunting with a .50 cal rifle.

ooterness@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

"Whosoever holds this screwdriver, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor." -Odin, probably

sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io · 1 pts · 1y
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