The toothpaste man knows naught of what you desire, nor does he care.
He saunters away into the darkness
Alright, we need to do some research on this right away. How many dentists out of 10 actually agree his motives are unknown?
11 out of 10
9 out of 10
Easy, to hunt down professor toothy, porkchop abomination.
Instead of that unhealthy vanilla fudge ice cream, wouldn't you much rather have a delicious, juicy lamb chop?
Thank mr dental
Good teeth and strong bite will come to you but only if you post "thank mr toothpaste" in this thread
Monkey paw: It will be professor toothy, he is an arguably good tooth with a strong bite
That is a SCP.
10 Comments
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y
The toothpaste man knows naught of what you desire, nor does he care.
He saunters away into the darkness
Thorry84@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 1y
Alright, we need to do some research on this right away. How many dentists out of 10 actually agree his motives are unknown?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
11 out of 10
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
9 out of 10
HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Easy, to hunt down professor toothy, porkchop abomination.
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Instead of that unhealthy vanilla fudge ice cream, wouldn't you much rather have a delicious, juicy lamb chop?
lemmyman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Thank mr dental
DivineDev@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y
Good teeth and strong bite will come to you but only if you post "thank mr toothpaste" in this thread
HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Monkey paw: It will be professor toothy, he is an arguably good tooth with a strong bite
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
That is a SCP.