I love everything about this. The text itself, the 90s HTML-style formatting, the needlessly explicit pictures, the lovingly prepared sample pack with pesto smears beside it. Ingenious marketing right there. Please tell me this is real.
I wasn't gonna comment, but the "Galaxy S24 Ultra" watermark made me LOL. Who forgets to turn that off the first 5 minutes after getting their phone? 🤣
23 Comments
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 53 pts · 352d
This is what you send when people ask for sauce
jafranz@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 352d
I need more sauce!
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 352d
That flyer just keeps getting better, every paragraph.
glitch1985@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 352d
I made the mistake of reading all the text before looking at the pictures when they should have been the first thing to look at.
notso@feddit.org · 31 pts · 352d
I love everything about this. The text itself, the 90s HTML-style formatting, the needlessly explicit pictures, the lovingly prepared sample pack with pesto smears beside it. Ingenious marketing right there. Please tell me this is real.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 22 pts · 352d
Speak for yourself. The pictures are obviously serving suggestions. Each of them includes the pesto somewhere
JoShmoe@ani.social · 21 pts · 352d
Pesto so good, it’ll suck your dick.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 352d
I'm just a little unsure what-all exactly is in this special pesto sauce.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 352d
I think they banged over the pot.
StocktonCrushed@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 352d
cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 352d
It did seem a bit nutty
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 352d
Their love.
vivi@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 352d
i hope this number isn't being used to harass someone
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 352d
Judging from the pictures, it seems they want some attention.
vivi@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 352d
i mean there's no guarantee the number belongs to the person who posted this
BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d
PESTO GOOD 🥵
Intheflsun@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 352d
Anybody else a little bit concerned about their "Putting their love in it" ?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 352d
texts Pesto Needs Improvement to the number
Hehe... I didn't even try it. 🤭
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 352d
Someone please tell me if there's a response when you text.
ebolapie@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 352d
What a strange Samsung advertisement
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 351d
Honestly, I think that's an anti-ad. Seeing that can only make someone want to avoid the phone that shoves that on the pictures, right?
rbos@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 352d
407 isn't a BC area code though... apparently Orlando.
I guess they're USA immigrants
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 351d
I wasn't gonna comment, but the "Galaxy S24 Ultra" watermark made me LOL. Who forgets to turn that off the first 5 minutes after getting their phone? 🤣
fubarx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 352d
Would love to be a fly on the wall at their Christmas party.