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Eq0@literature.cafe · 155 pts · 363d (8 replies)

Once, I got a reviewer stating “in the code, I doubt line 43 was supposed to be submitted”

Line 43: FUUUCK, DOES NOT WORK

OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml · 85 pts · 362d (5 replies)

I'm amazed a reviewer read the code.

Eq0@literature.cafe · 39 pts · 362d (4 replies)

Me too! That wasn’t even the only time I got comments on my code. Since then, I make a point of doing at least a cursory check on codes when I review as well

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 362d (3 replies)

Do you also embed little easter eggs to reward those diligent code-reviewers?

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 362d (1 reply)

ASCII art in the comments

Two9A@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 362d

Whenever I come across ASCII art in the comments, it's a good day. Here's one from the day job:

Eq0@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 362d

Not like that anymore >.<

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 362d (1 reply)

Did it work though?

Eq0@literature.cafe · 33 pts · 362d

Yes. Yes, everything works a-okay. Somehow I fixed the code but never removed the obnoxious, full cap comment…

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 81 pts · 363d (3 replies)

That’s why you always prefix your todos with “TODO”

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 15 pts · 362d

To-do: add TODO

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 362d

Only in Kansas

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 354d

todo, todo, todo todo todo, todo todooooo
tododododooo

Sergio@piefed.social · 43 pts · 363d (3 replies)

Best case scenario:

  • The initial submission didn't cite the crappy Gabor paper, and peer reviewers said that it should.
  • The peer editor, summarizing feedback, said that the submission was accepted as long as it took into account the peer reviewer suggested revisions.
  • The submitters don't really care about the paper quality, all they need is the citation. So they assigned the revisions to the lowliest grad student.
  • The lowliest grad student knows their advisor hates that crapmaster Gabor, so when they sent it to their advisor they asked whether they should cite that paper, thinking they might prefer to passive-aggressively "forget" to do so
  • The advisor doesn't care about the paper quality (see above) so they just skimmed it and saw the word "Gabor". (alternate hypothesis: they thought this was a great opportunity to troll that crap-merchant Gabor, as well as those useless middlemen thieves at Wiley.)
  • The peer editor: same as the advisor, they're just doing this for a line-item on their CV.
  • The Wiley "editor" doesn't even read the paper, they just forward it to the typesetter subcontractors and demand that the submitters pay up.
  • The typesetter subcontractors don't care, it's all just text to them.
  • And so it becomes Science, and the writer of crappy papers Gabor is enshrined in the pantheon along with Ea-Nasir and William "I'm something of a scientist myself" Dafoe. Immortality, of a sorts.
Microw@piefed.zip · 31 pts · 362d (2 replies)

Worst case scenario:

The peer reviewer is Gabor.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 20 pts · 362d

Best Case Scenario:

Gabor agrees the paper was crap

ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 362d

If your reviewer suggests you cite another paper, it's one of their papers and they just doxed themselves, 100% of the time.

Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 362d
Contramuffin@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 362d (5 replies)

That's why you change the color of any temporary text so that you can really see if there's any left

Eq0@literature.cafe · 17 pts · 362d (2 replies)

Considering how widespread of a situation it is, I am surprised I haven’t found yet a good LaTeX package that handles temporary sections

howrar@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 362d

You don't need a package at all. I just define a new command \xxx{stuff} that changes the colour to red. It's a one-liner. Copy and paste that into any new document. Changing the colour without a custom command is equally trivial, but this allows you to search for "xxx" to find anything you might've missed.

grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 362d

why not add notes as marginalia?

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 362d (1 reply)

####I throw some hashes in front

Eq0@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 362d

I throw ?? (that is also the default error code for LaTeX, so the last sweep of the pdf is always a search for ??)

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 362d (3 replies)

OOP really overestimating how many people read a paper. It's about publishing as many papers as possible, not proofreading.

HiddenLychee@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 362d (2 replies)

If I found all my reviewers paid this little attention I would contact the editors and demand new ones lmao

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 361d (1 reply)

So you don't think editors send out complete garbage that they should have rejected themselves?

HiddenLychee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 361d

I mean I haven't reviewed many papers myself, but I haven't gotten something that made me think it should have been desk rejected. I suppose that happens though

SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 363d (1 reply)

At least it wasn't AI

stelelor@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 362d

My thought sas well! I'd rather stumble upon this than shit like "vegetative electron miscroscopy".

Postimo@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 363d

Vibes science?