c/melbourne · by TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone · 1y

Discussion Thread 💔 Sunday 24 August 2025

Yarrabyte's gone missing again. When found please send him home with a flea in his ear.

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74 Comments

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I was just looking in my junk email folder and I almost missed seeing an important email from the Director of the FBI. Apparently I was almost scammed out of lots of money, which means I am entitled to millions of dollars in compensation. But the FBI put me on a blacklist for my dealings with untrustworthy individuals, so I can't get the money and might even be arrested! Fortunately the Director of the FBI believe I'm inoccent though, and they want to help me clear my name so I can get the compensation. I just need to send some personal details and all will be well. It's a bit weird that the FBI are using a yandex.com email address, but it has the name of the actual Director of the FBI in the email so it must be legit.

Edit: Someone who just won the lotto wants to randomly give me $10 million as well, and I've got a couple of million inheritance coming my way if I can just clear up a little misunderstanding about being reported to be dead. What amazing luck I'm having.

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

So much winning! 👍

Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Just went and laid in the sun for half an hour. 9/10 would recommend ☀️

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y

I think I'm going to have a walk outside on my next break. I'm also looking forward to being in Melbourne tomorrow, predicted to be 20 degrees!

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

yeah, I should probably go to the beach

Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Thanks for the suggestion!

imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y

The peregrines are back at Collins Street and laying again. https://www.youtube.com/live/oibsohQ14cY

Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Operation Put Kransky on Pizza will commence at 17:30hrs.

Operation Cholesterol Check has been postponed due to bad weather.

Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Blowtorch or nah?

Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not tonight :(

Reminds me though I need to get more butane for it. So many things to burn so little time lol.

Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

I need to go to bunnings lol

Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y

Another 7 hours in a row!

But woke up in one of those existential crisis moments unfortunately.

I'll take what I can get.

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I have steak for dinner and was planning on making salad to go with it. But I think I'm going to do vegies in cheese sauce instead. Plus onion gravy. Maybe potat.

Eagle@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Always potat.

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Last time I did potat I went overboard and ended up eating three.

Eagle@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And thats a problem?

RustyRaven@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

My tastebuds say no, my waistline says yes.

SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y

Hail potat.

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

beach has been attained

Why is it dogs run up to me and lean into me?

the sky is so blue today but it was cold out there, I did not dress warmly enough , brrr

Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Because they wanna be your friend. Sky pretty

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y

aw, they must sense I like dogs 🥰

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y

They want you to scratch the sweet spot above the tail. Plus you've probably got clean pants on.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Gonna paint a massive dane on the wall panel of the brewery closest to the door.

'cos it's being a giant cnut.

anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

For a sec there I thought you meant a dog 😂

a mural, how nice

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

so if it's not a dog it's ... ?

anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnut

Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 1y

Gym, shopping then the last responsibility free zonk.

Next weeks timetable is drawn up and ready to go. Last time if some of you remember, was a shitfest as far as upskilling or having any kind of positive experience while I was looking for work.

Defs biggest change is being off suboxone this time.

TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y (7 replies)

sunday quiz

40/50

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

40/50

Alamutjones@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

35/50

anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y

35/50

Force_majeure123@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y

25/50 that felt hard