Singer/songwriter Belinda Carlisle officially retracted the eponymous claim of her 1987 hit “Heaven Is a Place on Earth” due to the myriad of current events that show the horrors of the world, sources report.
“I was young and naive when I wrote that song almost four decades ago,” Carlisle admitted. “Now that I’ve grown older and wiser, I of course have come to the conclusion that humanity has turned this planet into a completely irredeemable shithole. I mean, how could I not? Just this morning I walked past a man masturbating on the subway shortly after watching members of ICE tackle an 80-year-old woman as she was trying to enter a church, then I got home and saw a news report about how the world was on the brink of an irreversible climate disaster. How fucking stupid would I have to be to think heaven exists on this worthless rock?” [...]
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Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y
Based on the fucking temperature it’s been here the past week, I’d say hell is also a place on earth.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
lethalspatula@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
I almost ate the onion for a second there
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
She wouldn’t be the first singer to do something like that.
marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
And now it’s stuck in my head.
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
So glad it was The Onion. Whew.
Not that I was a fan of the song that much when it was popular (mainly because it was overplayed on the radio, as typically done), but totally became a fan after it was used at the end of a certain Black Mirror, one of my favorites.