how do you slice it??

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/36696797

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19 Comments

GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Well don't blame the scientists. They measure in meters. It's the journalists trying to make things relatable to readers at a fifth grade level.

Nougat@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

We are talking about Daily Mail readers.

GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

My bad, third grade level.

Nougat@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y

my Liege

magikmw@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y

If daily mail readers could read, they'd be very angry.

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

True, but we need to stop dumbing down shit for lazy morons.

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 330d

And then there's Trump and RFK Jr and...

BillMurray@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If only we had units to measure the volume and weight of items.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

I wonder how many cubic Smoots half a giraffe is 🤔

boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Pretty damn sure there is some animal half as big as one of these long dudes

morphballganon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

A moose

morphballganon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Just say it's the size of a moose

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What do you mean? An African or European moose?

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

Asian: What's a moose?

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y

Just take a giraffe and roll it into a ball. About that big.

Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Americans keep insisting on using anything but the metric system

GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I think The Daily Mail is British.

MIXEDUNIVERS@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well its pretty obvious. its all messurements of a Giraff that are halfed H x W x L

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Yeah, obviously. It's just the most common everyday example of size!