c/lemmyshitpost · by thal3s@sh.itjust.works · 363dAsleep at the switch The top comment was “WHY IS NO ONE IN LINE WAKING HIM UP 😭” (TikTok screencap) 280 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
DrFistington@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 363d
That's called fentanyl, not sleep
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 363d
Was gonna say. That's a bit deep to be a nap. Dude is on some sort of opiate.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 17 pts · 363d
Just remember that opiates are the religions of the masses.
famijoku@feddit.org · 4 pts · 363d
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 363d
Well yeah, if they were light they probably wouldn't have much mass.
dastechniker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 362d
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 363d
Yeah, something like that
simplejack@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 363d
Carnies gonna carny.
That said, industrious methheads are usually the better hire for this occupation. They’re alert and they can stay up all night assembling and disassembling equipment.
Fergie434@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 363d
Assembling it correctly and safely is another thing though.
simplejack@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 363d
This is a state fair. That was never in the cards.
The children lost to the Graviton will be remembered by a memorial butter sculpture.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 363d
First time at a state fair then?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 363d
Guy looks like he OD'd.
logos@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 363d
The operator nodded off.
yesman@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 363d
Just remember: these are the same people who assembled the rides.
Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 363d
That's why he so sleepy eepy 😴
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 363d
If I slapped together a Ferris wheel in one morning whilst high on two joints I'd be knocked out too.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 363d
You gotta get a chant going to get the crowd's attention:
"WHOSE got NAR- can!? 👏-👏-👏👏👏"