Sperm whale

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19 Comments

expatriado@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 362d (1 reply)

during the prior months 250 hammers mysteriously disappeared from the artist's hometown

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 362d

And wooden handles mysteriously appeared everywhere.

Pothetato@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 362d (3 replies)

Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 362d

Yes

cerement@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 362d (1 reply)

so heavy it became an existentialist philosopher

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 362d

It should go on a diet of worms

Armand1@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 362d (2 replies)

Fun facts:

  • If a man produces a teaspoon and we assume that this equates to 5 grams
  • A sperm whale weighs typically 45 metric tonnes

9 million men nutting at once would be enough to produce one sperm whale.

bampop@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 362d

What a glorious event that would be. An organically 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we've peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 360d

then they can have a lottery by picking a random sperm and implanting an egg then waiting 9 months

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 362d

Tiger Shark!

“14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”

Serious_Me@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 362d

Made entirely of whale.

M137@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 362d

Other animals that should be done like this:
Dung beetle
Shovelnose Guitarfish
Pink Fairy Armadillo
Chicken turtle
Leafy Seadragon
Ice Cream Cone Worm
Mountain Chicken (which is a frog species)

There are so many more, I think someone could make a career from doing this and never run out of options.

Technotica@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 362d

That's shark discrimination! It should have been at least 50% sharks!

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 362d

I feel like a starfish would be a new type of undescribed angel

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 362d

Now do Tit.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 362d (1 reply)

How bout a Humpback

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 362d

A killer already is.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 362d

I'm trying but it just won't stick!

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 362d

1:1 size