In The Graysonian Ethic I called a girl like this "vacation in Cancun" because like Cancun it's fun to visit for a bit but like Cancun if you try to live there you'll quickly realize the problems.
Spent 5 years commuting and I regret it even if it was fun sometimes. I've never been to Mexico.
This is what i keep telling myself will someday happen to me. I just have to get a few more piercings, a few more tatttoos, grow my hair a little longer....
34 Comments
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 82 pts · 343d
Self harm and booze and “fuck” is censored? Stupid ass bullshit
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 343d
Self harm to that brother
_cryptagion@anarchist.nexus · 81 pts · 343d
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 342d
I thought those were cat whiskers.
pennomi@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 343d
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 19 pts · 343d
I appreciate his concern and will nonetheless ignore it
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 343d
still would.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 343d
raman_klogius@ani.social · 33 pts · 343d
Bros (bartender) before hoes
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 343d
I don't want to fix her. I want her to break me. We can pick up the pieces together
anonymous_in_atl@ani.social · 5 pts · 343d
Without you, Its not as much fun to pick up the pieces
mcbenavides85@piefed.social · 2 pts · 343d
fluxixx@piefed.social · 22 pts · 343d
i love insane bitches
Psythik@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 343d
I don't. The freaky sex isn't worth the hell they'll put you through.
sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net · 15 pts · 343d
In The Graysonian Ethic I called a girl like this "vacation in Cancun" because like Cancun it's fun to visit for a bit but like Cancun if you try to live there you'll quickly realize the problems.
Spent 5 years commuting and I regret it even if it was fun sometimes. I've never been to Mexico.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 342d
My fellow human, this reads like the inside jacket of a well loved book. If you ever write a memoir, let us know.
Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 343d
I can smell this image
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 342d
My brother in law has this picture saved in his contacts list as NEVERAGAIN(3)
underscores@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 342d
yeah like I'm some kind of paragon of mental health, mind your business bartender
Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 343d
I can't fix her but she can make me worse.
threeonefour@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 343d
Bartender is obviously just jealous
miked@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 343d
The bartender knows where this is going. They have seen things.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 343d
Best option is to meet her in the middle and eat her out as she sits on the dumpster in the back alley.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 343d
Two dumpsters for the price of one!
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 343d
That sounds great to me! 😍
BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 343d
Usually i don't judge and am not religious, but you're not gonna see heaven
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 343d
I disagree. I just described heaven. 💦
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 343d
At least until your tongue turns black and falls off.
Pupscent@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 343d
Reminds me of a song.
Angry Johnny and the Killbillies.
It's a funny song and mildly shocking. Worth a listen.
rainwall@piefed.social · 2 pts · 342d
Heres the link.
socsa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 343d
My dick can fix pretty much anything
gmtom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 342d
This is what i keep telling myself will someday happen to me. I just have to get a few more piercings, a few more tatttoos, grow my hair a little longer....
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d
2real4me
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 342d
Looks like Marian from River City Girls has taken a turn for the worse.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 342d
that is a rare reference. Excellent game!
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 342d
Not even remotely tempting.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 338d
Wipe the drool, then.