IcanfixherIcanfixherIcanfixherIcanfixher

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34 Comments

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 82 pts · 343d (1 reply)

Self harm and booze and “fuck” is censored? Stupid ass bullshit

UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 343d

Self harm to that brother

_cryptagion@anarchist.nexus · 81 pts · 343d (1 reply)
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al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 342d

I thought those were cat whiskers.

pennomi@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 343d (1 reply)
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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 19 pts · 343d

I appreciate his concern and will nonetheless ignore it

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 343d

still would.

1000001931

programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 343d

raman_klogius@ani.social · 33 pts · 343d

Bros (bartender) before hoes

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 343d (2 replies)

I don't want to fix her. I want her to break me. We can pick up the pieces together

anonymous_in_atl@ani.social · 5 pts · 343d (1 reply)

Without you, Its not as much fun to pick up the pieces

mcbenavides85@piefed.social · 2 pts · 343d
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fluxixx@piefed.social · 22 pts · 343d (1 reply)

i love insane bitches

Psythik@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 343d

I don't. The freaky sex isn't worth the hell they'll put you through.

sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net · 15 pts · 343d (1 reply)

In The Graysonian Ethic I called a girl like this "vacation in Cancun" because like Cancun it's fun to visit for a bit but like Cancun if you try to live there you'll quickly realize the problems.

Spent 5 years commuting and I regret it even if it was fun sometimes. I've never been to Mexico.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 342d

My fellow human, this reads like the inside jacket of a well loved book. If you ever write a memoir, let us know.

Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 343d (1 reply)

I can smell this image

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 342d

My brother in law has this picture saved in his contacts list as NEVERAGAIN(3)

underscores@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 342d

yeah like I'm some kind of paragon of mental health, mind your business bartender

Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 343d

I can't fix her but she can make me worse.

threeonefour@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 343d (1 reply)

Bartender is obviously just jealous

miked@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 343d

The bartender knows where this is going. They have seen things.

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 343d (5 replies)

Best option is to meet her in the middle and eat her out as she sits on the dumpster in the back alley.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 343d

Two dumpsters for the price of one!

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 343d

That sounds great to me! 😍

BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 343d (2 replies)

Usually i don't judge and am not religious, but you're not gonna see heaven

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 343d (1 reply)

I disagree. I just described heaven. 💦

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 343d

At least until your tongue turns black and falls off.

Pupscent@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 343d (1 reply)

Reminds me of a song.

Angry Johnny and the Killbillies.

  • Just plain bad.

It's a funny song and mildly shocking. Worth a listen.

socsa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 343d

My dick can fix pretty much anything

gmtom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 342d

This is what i keep telling myself will someday happen to me. I just have to get a few more piercings, a few more tatttoos, grow my hair a little longer....

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d

2real4me

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 342d (1 reply)

Looks like Marian from River City Girls has taken a turn for the worse.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 342d

that is a rare reference. Excellent game!

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 342d (1 reply)

Not even remotely tempting.

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 1 pts · 338d

Wipe the drool, then.