You still need some toilet paper to dry off after the bidet, but the cheaper, "harder" paper does a way better job because it doesn't pill up and fall apart when it gets wet
Fun fact: Portugal has started phasing out the law that requires at least one bidet in a home, beginning in 2024. Italy, however, still keeps this law in place, if I’m not mistaken.
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python@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 348d
You still need some toilet paper to dry off after the bidet, but the cheaper, "harder" paper does a way better job because it doesn't pill up and fall apart when it gets wet
salty_chief@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 348d
I do find myself fighting for my life on the toilet often.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 348d
and the dramatic music with the heavy bass could make even Chris Nolan sweat
mstrk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 348d
Fun fact: Portugal has started phasing out the law that requires at least one bidet in a home, beginning in 2024. Italy, however, still keeps this law in place, if I’m not mistaken.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 348d
It's 2025, people. If you don't have a bidet, you're not doing it right.
Hell I even bought lil squirt guns for my ass so I can have a "portable" bidet.
scytale@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 348d
There are actual portable bidet products you can buy online.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 347d
There are, but are they $1.25?
shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 348d
Installed a bidet 2 years ago when my wife moved it, have yet to use it. Can't remember it's there!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 348d
I remember this scene in Baldur's Gate 3 you end up with some bear shit on your dick.
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 347d
No seriously you should get a bidet. It's the biggest life upgrade you can do for under $100.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 348d
That scene is what my wife thinks the local black bears will do to us.