Charmin bear knows he's getting a pink slip soon

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python@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 348d

You still need some toilet paper to dry off after the bidet, but the cheaper, "harder" paper does a way better job because it doesn't pill up and fall apart when it gets wet

salty_chief@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 348d (1 reply)

I do find myself fighting for my life on the toilet often.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 348d

and the dramatic music with the heavy bass could make even Chris Nolan sweat

mstrk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 348d

Fun fact: Portugal has started phasing out the law that requires at least one bidet in a home, beginning in 2024. Italy, however, still keeps this law in place, if I’m not mistaken.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 348d (3 replies)

It's 2025, people. If you don't have a bidet, you're not doing it right.

Hell I even bought lil squirt guns for my ass so I can have a "portable" bidet.

scytale@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 348d (1 reply)

There are actual portable bidet products you can buy online.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 347d

There are, but are they $1.25?

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 348d

Installed a bidet 2 years ago when my wife moved it, have yet to use it. Can't remember it's there!

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 348d

I remember this scene in Baldur's Gate 3 you end up with some bear shit on your dick.

omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 347d

No seriously you should get a bidet. It's the biggest life upgrade you can do for under $100.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 348d

That scene is what my wife thinks the local black bears will do to us.