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paraphrand@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I hear he was pontificating on getting into heaven in the past week or two. He always manages to ramble on the edges of what’s on his mind.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Talking about getting into heaven, "I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole." I think he was relaying his doctor's words.

phoenixarise@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It seems like yesterday that Biden announced his health problems. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he outlived TACO?

LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

The ultimate FU.

RinseChessBacked@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Did anyone check the golf course?

ray@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you suggesting that he's been playing golf for the past 3 days, or that he's dead and buried next to his ex-wife?

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 12 pts · 1y

Hey, as long as it keeps him out of the office, either is fine.

adeoxymus@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Thanks Obama.

HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Breaking news: trump has died, Biden to blame?

blinfabian@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 1y

Trump dood, wat nou?

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Breaking news: Trump 79 has died, how does this affect Biden’s legacy?

baltakatei@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y

He's probably just planning an invasion of Iran.

SalamenceFury@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

This is supposed to be satire, not the real thing.