c/peoplebluesky · by bytesonbike@discuss.online · 1yNews today 526 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
paraphrand@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
I hear he was pontificating on getting into heaven in the past week or two. He always manages to ramble on the edges of what’s on his mind.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Talking about getting into heaven, "I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole." I think he was relaying his doctor's words.
phoenixarise@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
It seems like yesterday that Biden announced his health problems. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he outlived TACO?
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
The ultimate FU.
RinseChessBacked@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 1y
Did anyone check the golf course?
ray@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y
Are you suggesting that he's been playing golf for the past 3 days, or that he's dead and buried next to his ex-wife?
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 12 pts · 1y
Hey, as long as it keeps him out of the office, either is fine.
adeoxymus@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Thanks Obama.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Breaking news: trump has died, Biden to blame?
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 1y
Trump dood, wat nou?
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Breaking news: Trump 79 has died, how does this affect Biden’s legacy?
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
He's probably just planning an invasion of Iran.
SalamenceFury@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This is supposed to be satire, not the real thing.