ByteOnBikes

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on real · c/microblogmemes · 1 pts · 195d

For science (and alcohol), I had a dude kick me in the nuts. I have not tested vagina kicking on a willing participant yet, so I don't really have any data.

on Genius · c/microblogmemes · 1 pts · 195d

I'm not a girl and I do a lot of things for money.

Like working a job, lying about my day, saying pleasantries at coworkers, to doing live meetings with bosses which is like Only Fans but internal.

on real · c/microblogmemes · 6 pts · 195d

Dicks are soft and squishy. Even when it's harden, it's vulnerable to pain.

Source: my weak spot

on real · c/microblogmemes · 13 pts · 195d

Betty White is a tough cookie and I can see her saying that.

on We lost a real one · c/fedimemes · 4 pts · 195d

Real question - how does one host a Lemmy that accepts all sorts of content without having to keep constant tabs on it?

Like, if we did sprinkle nsfw content throughout dozens of Lemmy servers?

I'm asking this because I hosted a pixelfed server one time, allowed thousand users, and those abuse reports became hard on my soul. Some were pretty vanilla nsfw. But some required me to forward it to 3-letter agencies in the States. And while I'm not a fan of talking to the cops, I'm also not a fan of awful shit on my server.

Honestly I miss early AI.

I miss the ugly art. I miss the weird tangents. I miss Will Smith eating spaghetti and consuming himself.

I know you can set up a quick AI to relive this... But it was better when it was the norm.

on MAGA loves AI · c/politicalmemes · 123 pts · 195d

AI brings MAGA a reality they can't have. Like family who likes them, children who didn't abandon them, and support a President who didn't cheat on his wives, have multiple divorces, rape a bunch of girls and may have killed a kid.

on Precious · c/adhd · 4 pts · 197d

You get 10+ texts in a row?

I usually respond in paragraph form and then as they're typing a reply, I panic and ghost them for another day.