Don't threaten me with a good time

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ceenote@lemmy.world · 132 pts · 197d (4 replies)

I would very much like it if whoever said that sat for a painfully uncomfortable interview.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 197d (3 replies)

You mean the satirist who wrote it as a joke? What would they be painfully uncomfortably interviewed about?

Carnelian@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 197d (1 reply)

How they got so funny

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 197d

Hmm. I thought Republicans Against Trump were a serious account, but can't find evidence of that right now. Well, at least Republican Voters Against Trump are real.

In any case, I have no trouble believing what the headline says.

GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 197d (2 replies)

So "Too Big to Fail" again? Your existence justifies the sexual abuse of minors?

No.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 197d

As long as the wealthy are in power, they're gonna keep saying that they should never experience any negatives

The good news is, the only reason they're in power is we kept letting them be the only two options.

The DNC pivoted away from neoliberalism a year ago, so we'll get a fair primary and no neoliberal can win one of those.

Hillary had to use Bill's charisma to get the neoliberals in power, and then Obama just fucked off and ignored it instead of taking it back when he could have.

Like, it sucks, but this really is a "darkest before the dawn" moment. When the great depression hit we got FDR, we just had to deal with a couple months of armed veterans living at the Washington monument and that piece of shit Hoover actually sending tanks against them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonus_Army

People that act like this is new and unprecedented are just ignorant of history.

There's a path where we fix most of America's problems including holding all these oligarchs responsible in the next five years. We've literally never been this close and if Kamala was in office we'd honestly be even further away and likely know even less from the files right now.

Which is again why having a non iased dnc is so important right now.

SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 197d

Too big to fail also happens to be too big to care.

They go hand in hand.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 65 pts · 197d (2 replies)

Resignation? Enprisonment is the bare minimum

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 197d

Hang them by their toes.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 197d

Archon Drakon demands more

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 197d

YOUR TERMS ARE ACCEPTABLE

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 43 pts · 197d

That sounds great. Let's do that! And don't forget to tidy up the Democrats as well. If any of those is complicit, I want them gone. Not both sides bad, but bad people bad. Bad people prison. Let's fucking gooooo!

jaschen306@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 197d (3 replies)

I'm fine having non pedos running this country

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 196d (2 replies)

So like 4 dems and 3 gopers and no billionaires at all. Wtf dude

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 196d (1 reply)

Drain the swamp, bulldoze it over, and create a new family park.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 196d

No! Drain THIS swamp and restore a proper wetland ecosystem like what existed previously to DC being built.

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 31 pts · 197d

And yet again…

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 197d (1 reply)

So apparently they think of themselves as 'too big to fail'.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 197d

And they are, until they aren't. Plot armor has a limited lifespan. We need to deal with it.

bcgm3@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 196d

Sounds like a confession to me, let's name some names!

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 197d

I don’t see any downside here.

madjo@piefed.social · 20 pts · 197d

As if that's a bad thing! I don't care who's on that list, I don't care about what political affiliation they might have, they all need to face accountability for what they did to those girls!

blattrules@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 197d

Trump made the qanons right and the US is run by a cabal of pedophiles.

AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 196d

"They can't fire us all" say corrupt pieces of shit passing legislation aimed at replacing humans with AI

Steve@startrek.website · 16 pts · 197d (1 reply)

Satire is dead

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 196d

Wait, this is not a satire, they really said it?

minorkeys@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 197d

So if a section of the system all goes corrupt together, we should just let them keep being corrupt? No. We bring them to justice in a way that the system can recover from.

BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 197d (4 replies)

When we Elected Trump to DRAIN the Swamp what we REALLY Meant was we want ONLY the Swamp and NO ONE ELSE!

-LITERALLY Every Republican you know!

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 197d (1 reply)

When you drain the water from the swamp, all that's left is the scum.

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 197d

Right. After draining you must dredge.

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 197d

Ironically, all this cover up effort is illuminating swamp monsters we otherwise wouldn't have known about.

Red_October@piefed.world · 3 pts · 197d

Well see they wanted to drain the swamp, and then they dredged the sludge off the bottom and put it in the white house and all positions of power.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 197d (2 replies)

Three? That many?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 197d (1 reply)

IF I HAD TO guess it would be trump himself, pam bondi and another attorney.

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 197d

Those are your guesses for who is NOT involved in a cover-up? Really?

big_slap@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 197d

what a fantastic idea, a massive reset of the government sounds great to me! what are the downsides? please, someone who disagrees with me, state your opinions. I promise I will not flame you

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 7 pts · 196d

Why is a shock that I don't want pedophiles and corrupt backwater deal people running my country?

DevotedShitStain69@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 197d

They've committed treason, the 25th must be used and remove them all from office; and of course set an example by using the fullest extend of the law against them. No less is an injustice to us all.

wuffah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 197d

This is why they’re building concentration camps right before the midterms. They know they’re becoming universally reviled, and will be voted out soon if they don’t end democracy in America.

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 197d

Thomas Massie is running rough, but slightly different district

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 197d

Mitch is laughably collapsing. I do not look forward to the shit show

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 197d

Fuck I came.

Doorbook@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 197d (1 reply)

So if trump legalize rape would anyone be able to stop him ?

ameancow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 196d
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Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 197d

Oh I was thinking more like the morgue

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 197d

Mitch mcconnell? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_McConnell

Edit sorry got too many fuckamos wrong with all those shit-berds

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 196d

They dug their hole let them stew in it

MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 196d

Source? If someone said this, that's basically an admission of guilt.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 197d

those 3 would be trump, Pam bondi, and his other attorney. everyone is expendable, including MIller.

Bullerfar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 197d

Sounds like the dream scenario.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 197d

Did they really think that would help their case?