Okay, so 200 erect penises in a line, and all you have to do is lightly brush them all with the palm of your hands as you run by like you're high fiving them...
"Would you do X for $Y" questions are always wild to me because the X is almost never anything that objectionable, and the Y amount is almost always enough to solve literally every problem in my life.
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bytesonbike@discuss.online · 72 pts · 199d
Okay, so 200 erect penises in a line, and all you have to do is lightly brush them all with the palm of your hands as you run by like you're high fiving them...
For a million dollars.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 119 pts · 199d
I would but I dont’t have a million dollars.
Dave@lemmy.nz · 41 pts · 199d
Just to be clear, how long is this line in terms of distance? It sounds like a lot of running.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 199d
Yeah, what's the mean brush time here?
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 199d
lets say 35cm hip to hip
35 cm (hip width) times 200 = 7000 cm
so 70m
or roughly the acceptable distance to run for the bus, for our non metric friends
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 199d
These motherfuckers are about to invent middle out compression
phaseshift@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 199d
16-18” is average width at shoulder, people don’t stand hip to hip like the other comments say
Let’s say 18” an add 1-2” per side, so 1.5”
200x 19.5”=3,900” or 312’
312’ = 95 m which takes about 15-20 seconds to run if you’re lazy
anzo@programming.dev · 1 pts · 196d
It's between 70 and 95 meters then if they lay down with open arms to hug each other and provide a pillow. Even more gay :O haha
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 199d
Fuck, I'd pay a million dollars just for the opportunity.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 199d
Quick, 199 other men reply to this comment and we'll make five grand each.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 9 pts · 199d
Do I have to run?
Damorte@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 199d
snooggums@piefed.world · 5 pts · 199d
After the first couple it is just repetition.
For million I'd be saying 'Good game' down the whole line because I'm on the other team. Hope they find a connection with someone else on the line.
vithigar@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 199d
"Would you do X for $Y" questions are always wild to me because the X is almost never anything that objectionable, and the Y amount is almost always enough to solve literally every problem in my life.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 199d
Actual scene (just before the gif though, it isn't included): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8QCvCYQ3Z0&t=86s&pp=2AFWkAIB
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social · 7 pts · 199d
In this economy?
That’s at least 700 quid, it’s a week and a half wages…or there abouts.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 199d
That's groceries for two for a month.
artiman@piefed.social · 5 pts · 199d
hell yeah thats 6 months worth of salary in my country
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 198d
what country is that, burundi?
edit: ah, Iran. My condolences.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 2 pts · 199d
If it's nice enough and clean, yeah. That's 2.5 months of health ensurance right there.
Una@europe.pub · 11 pts · 199d
20$
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 199d
Alternatively “what would you do for your team to win the Super Bowl/Stanley Cup/World Series”
MIDItheKID@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 198d
Doing something for money doesn't mean you have to enjoy it. It's called a job, and I have one.
pirc_lover@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 199d
God this post is good 🙏🙏🙏
Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 199d
dogs when pee
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 198d
A million ? How about you just rub mine after I rub yours ?