c/onehundredninetysix · by Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world · 1yHe's got like 30 grindr smurf accounts for those national conventions he loves so much. 274 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
She turned me into a Newt!
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
He didn't get better though.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y
Probably worse
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Newt is short for Newthan
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
I heard Newt was a three time philandering homophobic misogynist. I didn't hear he was also on the down low as well.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
His dying wife wasn't going to cheat on herself
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Well his second wife was cheating on his first marriage and his third wife was cheating on his second marriage. That is just a matter of inconvenient timing.
Aatube@kbin.melroy.org · 5 pts · 1y
am i missing a joke here what's wrong with newt gingrich's name
CluckN@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Imagine carrying a baby for 40 weeks and then calling it Newt.
TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
But with the creative spelling
Aatube@kbin.melroy.org · 7 pts · 1y
it's rare, but not unheard of at all either. it's short for "Newton". am i just too old or something you little no-good younglings- /j
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newt_(name)
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Newton Scamander?
errer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Well there happens to be this massive shithead named Newt Gingrich, kinda ruined the name
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
He is named after an amphibian.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Not Newt, but I still love The Onion's 2012 video on Rick Santorum.
mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Even way back the fugees sang about Newt
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
She hated him as much as we all do