The Illumin-ate-i

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27 Comments

JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works · 81 pts · 1y (4 replies)

The meat pyramid was shocking but the cheese cut specifically for it I did not expect

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The cheese looks melted and delicious but the center is just raw ground beef, haha

Etterra@discuss.online · 11 pts · 1y

It looked like he cooked it slowly enough that it's at least rare. That's like an improvement.

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Good raw beef if fine. Though, why not take sections and make every piece perfect?

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

I think the shape kinda fucks it no matter what. But if I had to do it, maybe id try shredding a soft cheese like mozzarella or muenster, or maybe even American or cheddar, then grill/dice peppers and mold the cheese / pepper mixture into a pyramid shape. Then wrap the outside 4 sides with thin layers of beef like a smash burger size. So they cook through, and you just get a goey mess of peppers/cheese melting and pulling away when you bite into it.

The top being pointed still sucks though

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 1y

Pyramid of Ra(w)

dumbass@leminal.space · 23 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Fill the center of it with some Brie cheese and that will be amazing.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

boo brie hooray camembert

dumbass@leminal.space · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How about bothlet them melt together to become camembrie,

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

i don't like a specific bitter overtone? minor flavor? i'm not sure what to call it. that brie has, that camembert doesn't, that camembert instead has a buttery flavor. i know i'm picky, but i like it better. BOO BRIE HOORAY CAMEMbERT

TomMasz@piefed.social · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They cooked it pretty much the way I expected, but I wasn't prepared for their cheese technique. It would have been interesting to see them trying to eat, though.

0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Personally, I prefer the ziggurat cheese technique compared to the concentric cheese rectangles

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

As practiced by the Free Bacons.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y

Thanks, I hate it.

Etterra@discuss.online · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You can tell it's fake because they didn't draw the eyes on the pyramid. Mayo for North, Relish for South, Mustard for East, and Ketchup for West.

almost1337@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They put one on the bun at least

Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y

True. I'm not sure if that should have been the Freemason's symbol or not though.

tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

"I asked for less conspiracy in the middle."

Mika@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Explain Illuminati like I'm American

lime@feddit.nu · 9 pts · 1y

it's literally on your money bro

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 1y
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thecoffeehobbit@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y

But why

RandomlyRight@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

The fact that there is not the obligatory X-Files (?) Illuminati sound at the end made me more angry than it should

For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c

bryndos@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y

tetraheartgon

kameecoding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is pure art

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

yeah, no way the grill is both high enough to put sear marks on the meat and low enough to cook all the way through

LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y

That's kinda clever

0ops@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 1y

innovation