Nah, he's dead. How are they gonna prove otherwise?
Have him write "truths"? That's just an LLM That's trained to sound like him.
Get his voice somewhere? They just fed that LLM into an AI voice cloner.
Video? Ok so they added deepfake into the mix.
Short bits of him leaving the White House from afar? Body double.
He needs to travel the country doing rallies twice a day and shaking hands with all the people so we can actually see he's alive. Anything short of that is just unconvincing.
Hey. Help me out. I saw a meme earlier on here where it was a "tweet" or whatever of Melonoma or however you spell it talking about her shitbag husband being found dead on the toilet full of diarrhea with shit on his lips. I need to get a screenshot of it so I can frame it.
Well they showed what they claimed was a picture of him, but how do we know:
it was actually from yesterday
it wasn't photoshopped or AI generated
it was actually of him rather than a body double?
This is why we need him to be live in front of thousands of people multiple times per day for several hours at a time - that's the only way we can ensure he's actually still alive!
In my experience they wouldn't fake it. I think that is just wishful thinking. With the queen and the pope it was the beginning of the end. But not the end.
We need the in person witnesses as well. They can implement a jury duty like system to randomly select people to bring in and watch to see if it's really him.
They probably just shot him up with some amphetamines to see if he'd wake up. I mean it's not like he has anyone competent left to diagnose and treat him anymore.
Very good, tiny couchfucker. However, please stick to your duties of announcing when planes arrive, fornicating with various sitables & being a puppet for fascism.
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lengau@midwest.social · 26 pts · 353d
Nah, he's dead. How are they gonna prove otherwise?
Have him write "truths"? That's just an LLM That's trained to sound like him.
Get his voice somewhere? They just fed that LLM into an AI voice cloner.
Video? Ok so they added deepfake into the mix.
Short bits of him leaving the White House from afar? Body double.
He needs to travel the country doing rallies twice a day and shaking hands with all the people so we can actually see he's alive. Anything short of that is just unconvincing.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 352d
"those videos were from months ago"
brem@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 353d
Hey. Help me out. I saw a meme earlier on here where it was a "tweet" or whatever of Melonoma or however you spell it talking about her shitbag husband being found dead on the toilet full of diarrhea with shit on his lips. I need to get a screenshot of it so I can frame it.
brem@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 353d
lengau@midwest.social · 2 pts · 353d
Sadly I haven't seen that one. Hopefully someone can help you though!
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d
Didn't they show a picture of him somewhere from yesterday? Not trying to be dumb. I just saw it and went "dammit" and moved on with my day.
lengau@midwest.social · 5 pts · 353d
Well they showed what they claimed was a picture of him, but how do we know:
This is why we need him to be live in front of thousands of people multiple times per day for several hours at a time - that's the only way we can ensure he's actually still alive!
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d
In my experience they wouldn't fake it. I think that is just wishful thinking. With the queen and the pope it was the beginning of the end. But not the end.
lengau@midwest.social · 3 pts · 352d
Look all we need is a 24/7 live feed of him lit by blindingly bright lights that starts with him out in public where people can see it's really him.
YerbaYerba@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 352d
We need the in person witnesses as well. They can implement a jury duty like system to randomly select people to bring in and watch to see if it's really him.
griff@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 353d
how many blood boys sacrificed their lives to revive him?
brem@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 353d
69
Etterra@discuss.online · 10 pts · 353d
They probably just shot him up with some amphetamines to see if he'd wake up. I mean it's not like he has anyone competent left to diagnose and treat him anymore.
brem@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 353d
That link is "unavailable due to legal reasons" & I can't even post a screenshot to prove it.
Edit: wrong comment, sorry
brem@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 353d
brem@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 353d
They keep deleting my proof
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 353d
Have you tried bypassing it with archive.ph, 11footladder or the like?
brem@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 353d
Seems to me like the link does not allow European IP or VPN.
My shit runs great, I have never experienced this before.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 353d
Yet…
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 352d
The first question Q MAGA will ask is if he was vaccinated.
moseschrute@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 352d
:(
brem@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 349d
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SAME USER PIC CLUB!
moseschrute@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 349d
brem@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 349d
Very good, tiny couchfucker. However, please stick to your duties of announcing when planes arrive, fornicating with various sitables & being a puppet for fascism.