brem

u/brem@sh.itjust.works
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Today I Learned: A vanilla bean is called a pod & takes the same amount of time as a not late baby to be born. Apparently, you can leave these pod babies hangin' around for a bit, eventually (3 years, but probably longer for Xtra taste) you get a bit o' flavour that is very vivacious.

This is how human babies are made.

Trump is speed-running WWIII?

I find it ridiculous that a silly spray tanned dummy puppet will be remembered throughout history as the catalyst that spurned the true beginning of the end of modern society & civilization, regardless of who pulls the strings; it's falling on that dude right now.

The next (or possibly last) chapter will be based on how well we learn our lesson after this.

But even tested to the most extreme limits, it takes faith to even believe in the highest and most true results of scientific method.

So really it just boils down to how you use your time.

Much like a quarter in an arcade machine; from the 'Simpsons: Arcade Edition' times of lore.

Everything is a lie. Our concepts of reality and godliness are simply a construct built on our own imagination to control the masses. Be an individual. Be aware of the ways in which you interact with EVERYTHING (yes, even rocks and such).

Be aware & be unique. Odds are, you'll end up contributing in ways you can never foresee.

on Ironic · c/politicalmemes · 12 pts · 128d

His goal was to fuck couches and chew bubblegum, but he was all out of bubblegum ..