Sometimes knowledge is a curse.

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Origen@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 117d (7 replies)

I don't get it. (Update: Now I get it, but I wish that I could go back to the way things were before I found out.)

Feddinat0r@feddit.org · 44 pts · 117d

Duck penis

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 117d (1 reply)

Duck dicks are corkscrew shaped

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 117d

And duck vaginas are also corkscrew shaped, but they spiral the opposite way.

webp@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 117d

It's like you wanted to be cursed.

gankouskhan@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 117d

Anatomy

kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 117d

For anyone else still unaware

Ze Frank did a video

EvilBit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 116d

What did I JUST tell you about knowledge

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 37 pts · 117d (1 reply)

Kk that took me a minute. And yeah... Yikes lol

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 117d

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 117d

strider22@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 117d (1 reply)

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 117d

If you knew then what you know now you'd have better coping skills probably... Or not. Who cares honestly.

hayvan@piefed.world · 13 pts · 117d

Some knowledge is cursed. There are things we're not supposed to know.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 117d (6 replies)

Scientifically accurate Ducktales

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 117d (4 replies)

d-d-d-danger lurks behind you

brem@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 117d (1 reply)

s-s-stranger corkscrew birdthrough

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 116d

I wasn't sure how to continue it but... oof...

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 117d

Corkscrew woohoo!

Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 117d

Anatidaephobia

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 4 pts · 117d

Life is like a hurricane, you know, twisty.

wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 117d

If you know, you know.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 117d (2 replies)

It's so the male duck can scrape the semen of any previous partners out of the female duck's vagina. This was a random mutation that somehow became dominant because it perpetuated the species. Unlike leaving all that semen in there, which ... wouldn't ... have?

ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 117d (1 reply)

Remember, sexual selection favors traits that benefit the carrier, being able to have a mate exclusively bear their offspring and excluding competitors would favor their genes, unlike the mate potentially bearing offspring from multiple contributors (even within a single clutch, but I’m not sure about that part, not a biologist)

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 117d

Even when it benefits the species as a whole. Nature always was shortsighted, and the cause of all our suffering.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 117d

Dick