House and pet sitting. I'm now in a country full of cheese. There's cheese everywhere. I'm eating a cheese sandwich while typing this. 'Please eat all the cheese while we're gone' they begged me before narrowly escaping the giant wheel of cheese thundering down the steep hillside, under a light but constant dribble of melted cheese falling from the cheese-laden sky.
If you're not inspected for cheese crumbs, you could contaminate the next place's cheese culture. At least have cheese crumb control to keep local cheese unique.
7 Comments
Atlusb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 136d
This is one of the fundamental rights on which the European union was founded.
Zagorath@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 136d
Less fundamental than their right to stop people outside the EU from selling cheese by describing the type of cheese they made.
schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 136d
House and pet sitting. I'm now in a country full of cheese. There's cheese everywhere. I'm eating a cheese sandwich while typing this. 'Please eat all the cheese while we're gone' they begged me before narrowly escaping the giant wheel of cheese thundering down the steep hillside, under a light but constant dribble of melted cheese falling from the cheese-laden sky.
MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 136d
Didn't we lock you in the dumpster?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 136d
If you're not inspected for cheese crumbs, you could contaminate the next place's cheese culture. At least have cheese crumb control to keep local cheese unique.
lookingforanALFpolycule@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d
Cheese relies on paying thugs to take it from (recently) pregnant cows
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 135d
Try France. No thugs at the border and more types of cheese than anywhere in the world.