Another creative solution from APPLE

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23 Comments

db2@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y (2 replies)

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

You're just jealous.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

the proper term is subwoofer

sad_detective_man@leminal.space · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)

yeah very nice grandpa, now let's get to bed

kautau@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Love how they doubled down with the uppercase spelling in the post title. Just needed a few Fwd: for that ultimate authenticity

Godric@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Shitposting? In my shitpost community??? >:(

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Is this from 2003?

ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You're listening to K - T - I - T; K-tit! Playing the breast-ehrghm -the BEST tunes in town!

Klear@quokk.au · 4 pts · 1y

That's exactly what I heard as I was reading this!

razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 1y (6 replies)
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SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Yeah, but an agreement has to be signed that they aren't responsible for what carrying around all that weight up front does to your body.

razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The perfect accessory for those suffering from excessive flatulence.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

hold on... sound cancelling booty implants. you may be onto something. the Silent Butt Deadly Silencer. Make He Who Smelt It Deal It. I dunno, i gotta workshop these taglines.

outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Yes but that creates asymmwtry, and you have to choose between it and stereo. Not a good deal imo

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

That was planned but they never went through with it. It was supposed to be a separate implant in the vag lips

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

when iCock

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

good question. Would the speaker be in the scrotum or ass cheeks?

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

inside the the part that fills with blood, for that water cooling

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Yep would agree with that. The lips definitely get engorged when the tunnel is about to see some action

Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
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outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Any word on an open source version?

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

It steals an agpl licensed project from github. That makes it opensource right? At least until apple sues the original author.

Tautvydaxx@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

I prefer “galaxy breasts” or the open source version on github “5318008”.

SeraphimNova@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 1y

This is lousy and uncreative.