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Noem says LA 'would have burned down' without Trump's National Guard deployment
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/31/kristi-noem-los-angeles-burned-down-00538617
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/31/kristi-noem-los-angeles-burned-down-00538617
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35 Comments
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 359d
Delusional.
But that's the fascist playbook. Just keep asserting absolutely delusional things and flood the zone with bullshit (as Bannon puts it).
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 359d
My aunt says if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit
desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 359d
I was gonna say this
zbyte64@awful.systems · 5 pts · 359d
The lies are audacious though. Most people know this is a lie but there's no consequences so it is then taken as a display of power. The word I use for this is mendacity.
Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 90 pts · 359d
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 359d
A lot of people stayed home because the Democratic Party didn't offer them a pretty, pretty pony.
And now...the dog and goat killer gets to put up weird videos of HER pony in Argentina...all on the taxpayer dime, I assume.
So much winning.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 359d
Noooooooo Harris was all about the geeenosiiiiiiide! She let a war crimer endorse her! We had to allow the worst possible administration to shred the government and run amuck on the world stage pocketing billions! Why the climate alone will be ruined for generations because we had to teach those bourgeoise Demmicrat libs a lesson!! Plus our fundamental moral tegridy is pure AF.
I even heard Corey Booker likes The Jews!
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 359d
LOL, "moral tegridy". I'm stealing that one if you don't mind. :)
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 41 pts · 359d
Sure... Whatever you say, puppy killer.
f1error@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 359d
nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 359d
Just think, she could have been a perfectly respectable OnlyFans model
Instead she she will be in the dustbin next to Goebbels
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 359d
You haven't seen her hands then.
They don’t . . . There’s no such thing as a “handlift”.
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 358d
What's wrong with her hands?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 358d
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 356d
Hey hands just match the rest of her body.
ronigami@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 359d
We could have had way hotter
devolution@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 359d
OK Beastiality Barbie.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 358d
lol ok so I hadn’t heard that one before and I am kinda morbidly curious
devolution@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 358d
Just had a good ring to it.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 358d
Gotcha - I thought you knew something I didn’t . Honestly it’s tough to tell with these conservative shitgoblins, because I really wouldn’t put anything past them.
Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 359d
She should get the same treatment she gives dogs. Nothing she says has value.
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 359d
Pretty sure he just fucked things up worse for them. They had the fires handled by the time he ordered they waste all their water.
blackbearjesus27@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 359d
While I agree with you as a LA resident, that’s not the fire she’s talking about. This is in regards to the anti-ICE protests.
Which is still bullshit btw. I can’t find the image but the protests were literally in just a few blocks for the majority of the time, spreading to a few other separate and isolated protests. It was insanely overblown and the national guard did essentially nothing but parade through a few areas for photo ops. Fucking waste of time and money but of course you know the cuts don’t impact that.
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 359d
They could have used that huuuge secret tap he keeps going on about.
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 359d
Also, Taco seems to think California borders Canada?
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 358d
You took a wrong turn at "Trump seems to think."
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 359d
I often forget that Washington and Oregon exist, too.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 358d
She's talking about riots, not wildfires.
So, an even bigger lie.
voracitude@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 358d
vegeta@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 359d
The world, no the entire universe would have ended had the tangerine tyrant toddler not been made king.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 358d
She said that? Which costume was she wearing today?
Archer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 359d
If she keeps arresting firefighters I’m sure she can get there
griff@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 359d
Leave all our friends & neighbors alone!
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 359d
Big talk from someone whose “hair” is ludicrously flammable.
griff@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 359d
More wisdom from the Creepy Gnome
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 357d
So not only is she a canicidal maniac, but also a liar.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 357d
What she wanted to REALLY say: "woke LA was burned down by Trump's National Guard deployment."