Anon can't sleep

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40 Comments

starman@programming.dev · 163 pts · 3y (16 replies)

Anon's roomate:

wanna go to the bathroom

this weirdo redneck is in his room as always

askforpermission.tar.gz

head to bathroom

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BEAUTIFUL TECHNOLOGY PIECE RIGHT THERE

mfw I see the most amazing monitor in my life

gonna buy it rn

nicemonitoranon.rpm

try to act normally

go out of anon's room

RUN TO THE MONITOR SHOP

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 3y (9 replies)

.tar.gz

Vintage!

mathemachristian@lemm.ee · 47 pts · 3y (7 replies)

tar.gz is considered vintage

oh no

maor@lemmy.org.il · 18 pts · 3y (3 replies)

get-with-the-times-old-man.tar.xz

echodot@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 3y

You don't mess with my awkward to use compression format. I'm not learning another one.

SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 3y

does-it-really-matter-what-you-compress-your-tarballs-with.tar.rar

EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

B-b-bu-but I use Arch... b-btw...

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Last time I ran into .tar.gz, I was programming in COBOL!

SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Go to the releases page of any Github repository. Source code is served in a .tar.gz archive.

Look for Linux software, a lot of its sourcecode and packages are compressed into a .tar.gz archive.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 3y

Neat! I just started learning a little Linux to start up my little Pi home server. It’s been very interesting! And complicated. I am not good at docker. I have had zero success porting-any-tainers.

spauldo@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

.tar.Z is even more so.

jannis@feddit.de · 20 pts · 3y (1 reply)

nicemonitoranon.rpm

Found the Fedora/OpenSUSE user

starman@programming.dev · 0 pts · 3y

I replaced Fedora with Arch on my PC, but it will always remain in my heart ❤️

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Monitor was so nice he forgot to poop.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3y

Anon's roomie has ADHD confirmed?

joucker29@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Idk why but this is very funny to me

starman@programming.dev · 3 pts · 3y

Nice to hear that, it was supposed to be funny :P

Transcendant@lemmy.world · 147 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I think they were all just curious about what OPs room looked like / what he does in there all the time, and that room mate was either the one who volunteered or the one who lost the bet

Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 82 pts · 3y (1 reply)

At least pretend to take a pee then.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 3y

Politeness pee only marginally differentiates from territorial pissing.

Zozano@aussie.zone · 98 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Maybe he's autistic like OP

lars@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Asking seriously, respectfully, and curiously because you’re so upvoted. Is “can I [not] use your bathroom [behind two closed doors, even though I already have access to another bathroom]?” a show of some signs of autism?

NOSin@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 3y

Would be the opposite actually An autistic person would probably just ask Can I see your room anon ? And f off without saying more afterwards, if they even managed to actually go and ask in the first place

Zozano@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 3y

I'm just trying to stay in character, I don't mean it sincerely.

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

I don't think so, this is just a popular meme on 4chan.

liztliss@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

What if the other bathroom was in use??

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 3y (6 replies)

Living alone

Roommates

Pick one

ChexMax@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Pretty sure they're saying it's their first time away from family. That's a common expression where I'm from meaning you're no longer in your family home / unsupported.

LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 3y

I feel like more and more people are "living alone with roommates" well into their 30s. Affording an apartment on your own is pretty well impossible, at least where I live. People staying with abusive toxic partners because at least living together they have a roof over their heads.

gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Shared kitchen but individual bathrooms? So something in between maybe?

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Possibly. I have a private bathroom but share a kitchen and I would never say I live alone though.

stebo02@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 3y

housemates

Agent641@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Schizophrenia

liztliss@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 3y

Maybe they needed to shit, saw the proximity of the toilet to the bedroom area, and decided not to stink bomb poor anon

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Anon, your roommate was just really fuckin high. The other bathroom probably wasn't even occupado, they just thought it was because they were really fuckin high. Seeing your bathroom and speaking to you was so distracting they forgot what they were doing.

TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 3y

Me when i was way too high on the zaza stumbling to the bathroom and my cat appears around the corner for pets. I laid on the floor petting him for 2 hours before i remembered i had to pee.

WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com · 29 pts · 3y
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Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 3y (3 replies)

They see anons screen. They know anon watches porn , and that's the reason anon is always couped up inside the room.

They think anon is a creep.

TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

rule 69: if a boy owns a monitor there is porn on it

echodot@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 3y

What a slanderous remark. I will have you know mine is minimised currently.

Also the work laptop is probably monitored, so never on that.

spauldo@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

More like they see 4chan open in the guy's browser and think, "crap, this guy spanks it to BBC Hitler loli porn in here" and skedaddled.