You'll take my carbs from my cold, dead hands

Laughs in Germany. The carbs here never end.

Brot muss alles sein!

Carbs fed most civilisations. They're amazing and not unhealthy by default.

From my chubby, chalky hands.

Is that a plate of dog in the top right image ? :x

Carbs .... a danger to your thighs .... and to civilization