If you believe that stuff then they gave us free will, I'd say that's about good thing but I've also met other humans and the more I meet the more I think that night have been a mistake.
(2 pts.) Question 6.
Following the statement above, premarital threesome is :
a) A foursome since devil joins them.
b) A sixsome since there is 3 premarital sex equaling +3.
c) A ninesome since the 3 devils are not married to each other and summon 2 more which summons one more.
d) A premarital sex.
This Devil is too busy "rehabilitating" damned souls in a broken system for the rest of eternity after his own child told him to fuck off to Hell. Courtesy of his abusive father called God. Also, threesomes are for sluts, and he isn't one anymore.
I'm sorry, I know this probably came off wrong to anyone who hasn't seen the show 😅 I've been very bitter about the showrunners running the show into the ground with their Christian bullshit.
The grammar makes my brain itch a bit, "every premarital sex"? How many premarital sexes are there? And where do they hang out so I can make sure I...totally never hang out with them lol
21 Comments
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 345d
Oh nice, I can cross that from my checklist
✓ Have a threesome
✓ Have sex with the devil.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 344d
But it's only premarital sex if you get married afterward
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 344d
SippyCup@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 344d
You know what, you're on to something.
Madison420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 344d
If you believe that stuff then they gave us free will, I'd say that's about good thing but I've also met other humans and the more I meet the more I think that night have been a mistake.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 344d
(2 pts.) Question 6.
Following the statement above, premarital threesome is :
a) A foursome since devil joins them.
b) A sixsome since there is 3 premarital sex equaling +3.
c) A ninesome since the 3 devils are not married to each other and summon 2 more which summons one more.
d) A premarital sex.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 344d
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 343d
I love c, that’s hilarious
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 345d
AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social · 11 pts · 345d
This Devil is too busy "rehabilitating" damned souls in a broken system for the rest of eternity after his own child told him to fuck off to Hell. Courtesy of his abusive father called God. Also, threesomes are for sluts, and he isn't one anymore.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 344d
AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social · 2 pts · 344d
I'm sorry, I know this probably came off wrong to anyone who hasn't seen the show 😅 I've been very bitter about the showrunners running the show into the ground with their Christian bullshit.
Loulou@piefed.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 345d
And afterwards it's with Jesus.
ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social · 20 pts · 345d
When you're marrying, if you look closely in the corner, you can see Satan and Jesus doing it together.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 345d
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 345d
how can I forget this
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 344d
Are you kidding? Im saving this for future use! Got some religious relatives to annoy.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 345d
Jesus doesn't participate he just likes to watch. He's always watching.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 344d
He's a peeping tom.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 344d
Jesus getting the sloppy seconds.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 344d
They're properly they/them in the original text, so no matter who you are, it's gay.
sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 344d
The problem with having a three-way with the Devil is he starts smoking BEFORE everyone's finished.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 344d
Hey cool, so if it was already a threesome...
DaniNatrix@leminal.space · 6 pts · 344d
The grammar makes my brain itch a bit, "every premarital sex"? How many premarital sexes are there? And where do they hang out so I can make sure I...totally never hang out with them lol