to boldly go where no fashion designer has gone before

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DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This is my head canon.

When a new race/planet joins the Federation, they get to design the new uniforms. Troi's people were responsible for the TOS miniskirts.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

What a fun explanation. I love this.

Cadet: Wait, there's no laundry on the ship?

Ensign: Nope. We just wear a few uniforms in rotation then toss them all into the replicator when the new ones come out.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Interesting theory, but the logistics of such a thing are a little crazy. What happens if multiple species joins in the same year?

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y

Off the top of my head. Say there are five new members. Planet A's uniform is worn for half a year, then the Bs get a turn, and so on and so on...

Remember the argument the creators had about giving Patrick Stewart a wig? One said said that in the future there'd be a cure for baldness, and the other side felt that in the future people wouldn't care about baldness.

The new races would see that it was a symbolic thing. Kind of like teams wearing pink to support breast cancer awareness.

relativestranger@feddit.nl · 20 pts · 1y

'this could have been a subspace communiqué'

RunningInRVA@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (8 replies)

The amount of frog eye in that movie was like discovering the final frontier. Poor Decker.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Is that like moose knuckle?

RunningInRVA@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Ya, but for dudes.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

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SARGE@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y
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clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Moose Knuckle is already Camel Toe for dudes, AFAIK.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

They probably started phasing those uniforms out after Ilia arrived on the bridge and Decker had his captain's log on full display.

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 1y

The technology for the basic dance belt was lost during WWIII.

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Constantly changing uniforms is the most realistic thing about Starfleet

rivr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

imagine there's some wicked fashion obsessed long living alien admiral that every few years raises a tantrum: "o no no we gotta change the uniforms. people look awful now! how disgusting!"

and... she looks like edina monsoon

marlowe221@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I love the TOS movies… but man those TMP uniforms were rough.

Sxan@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 1y

So... much... beige.

Xanthobilly@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It should be about that one guy’s forehead. Jesus. It’s like a 10 head.

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I zoomed in and scrolled from right to left for your comment. Phew

nexguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Viewer off. VIEWER OFF!

chill motherfucker